tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16217666.post113396651953392189..comments2023-09-29T03:14:59.826-07:00Comments on Plethora: Loshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16217666.post-1134051311361783132005-12-08T06:15:00.000-08:002005-12-08T06:15:00.000-08:001. Haven't seen it.But if the Patriots like Pepsi ...1. Haven't seen it.<BR/>But if the Patriots like Pepsi enough to draft it as a player, then I MUST go out and BUY Pepsi.<BR/>Not.<BR/><BR/>2. Stupid show that emphasizes the stupidity of the stupid populace that watches this stupid crap.<BR/><BR/>3. I have a Focus and it's not shaped as a box, Karl. Idiot. Sure I got a recall that the passenger doors might open of their own volition, but hey! Who cares? It's Ford! Bastards.<BR/><BR/>4. "Sweet Home STFU" If I want chicken, I'll cook it myself.<BR/>Polynesian Chicken for the win!<BR/><BR/>5. I thought Brine was a type of small shrimp that humpback whales ate.Ink and Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09398007004793064711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16217666.post-1133983455449621392005-12-07T11:24:00.000-08:002005-12-07T11:24:00.000-08:001. I can see it now...With the second pick in the ...1. I can see it now...<BR/><BR/>With the second pick in the NFL draft, the Cleveland Browns select one of those claw thingies that grab stuffed animals and drop them down in the slot for a quarter. <BR/><BR/>With the third pick in the NFL draft, the Houston Texans select a George Foreman Grill. <BR/><BR/>2. American Idol does suck. But I did watch it at the end of last season because I have this new habit of watching reality shows just so I can make fun of them in my mind. It seems to entertain me. <BR/><BR/>3 and 4... the advertising industry actually ran out of marketing ideas and new jingles back in 1987. They just are hoping we won't notice. I think te last original idea was "Where's The Beef". <BR/><BR/>5. Being close to the pulse of local media as I am, here is a list of 5 things a television news operation must do when a big snowstorm hits...<BR/><BR/>1st... get a shot of one of their reporters in front of a big salt pile, or in front of a Penndot truck. <BR/><BR/>2nd... remind people to not drive on the roads unless it is absolutely necessary, and if you do have to drive use extra caution. <BR/>(Side note here... you don't know how many times during bad weather events I had people tell me when I did my traffic reports that I need to remind people of things like "be sure to put your headlights on". I always countered with "Do you want me to also remind them to get a hot breakfast, put their mittens on, and call their mother once a week too?" People think we in the media need to hold people's hands sometimes.)<BR/><BR/>3rd... put the weather forecaster on as the first story, no matter if we are getting one inch or 30. <BR/><BR/>4th... start the morning news a half hour earlier at 4:30am to have the earliest snow coverage, further inconveniencing the people who work for those stations having to get up at 2:30 in the morning just to make it to work (yep, I've been there).<BR/><BR/>5th... overstate so much about how bad the traffic is expected to be that less people will decide to drive, and not one delay will happen on the roads as a result (this happened more than once when I worked in Boston).The Revhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04573551553863558468noreply@blogger.com