tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16217666.post4551563132962619365..comments2023-09-29T03:14:59.826-07:00Comments on Plethora: Wacky News StoriesLoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16794387734217000502noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16217666.post-85468859128648060302009-11-06T15:48:47.613-08:002009-11-06T15:48:47.613-08:00Carl Spackler finally moved on from groundhogs.Carl Spackler finally moved on from groundhogs.Jeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04141857986042882951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16217666.post-49500213738927635692009-11-06T11:13:55.801-08:002009-11-06T11:13:55.801-08:001. On a teacher being suspended for allegedly tryi...1. On a teacher being suspended for allegedly trying to force a student to eat pizza. "Wait, Papa John is a teacher?"<br /> ...or a Marine?....Hut! hut! hut!...soz...I'll get me coat...<br /><br />2. On an employee of an Italian businessman allegedly forging what was supposed to be the boss's will on the back of dog collar.<br />"That guy is just dog-gone ridiculous! I find this crime a'paw'ling!"<br /><br />Ah! But if it was a priests dog collar then it would have been approved by God!<br /><br />3. On a group of students who used a cannon to shoot a pumpkin, which accidentally went through the Stadium scoreboard:<br />"Um .... The Great Pumpkin did it!"<br /><br />Could be useful idea the next time England play Brazil.....<br /><br />4. On police arresting for vandalizing 14 school buses overnight, causing the district to cancel school for the day - police linked one of the men to the vandalism after finding his cell phone on the bus lot:<br />"What did these criminals call themselves, the Wet Bandits?"<br /><br />Uh?...when it rained?<br /><br />5. On security guards armed with torches and chicken wire keeping a 24-hour watch to stop hedgehogs hiding in a bonfire:<br />"Wasn't this the premise of a Bugs Bunny cartoon?"<br /><br />hahahahahha!!! Actually I'd give em a medal. Hedgehogs are cool!DILLIGAFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com