Wacky News Stories

Happy Turkey Day all, and make sure you keep your cool whilst Christmas shopping!!!

1. On plans under way to memorialize Billy Carter's gas station.
"Can a Mr. Whipple Charmin statue be far behind?"
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-tc-nw-hometown-plains-1114-1nov17,0,7840345.story

2. On three sex-starved women kidnapping an 18-year-old man and forcing him to be intimate with one of them at a cathedral.
"Man, my stories from when I was 18 pale in comparison sadly."
http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2243:sex-starved-women-rape-a-man-in-church&catid=38:travel-tips&Itemid=18

3. On a woman receiving monthly insurance checks because she claimed she is too depressed to work, getting cut-off by her insurance company because she posted pictures of herself smiling in a bikini on the beach on Facebook.
"I'm really surprised at Sarah Palin for this one ..."
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gIrsrR0MC9EOlhFJeZcHlvGpHaFg

4. On a brain expert who says that concentration on computers in schools is a waste of time and money and calling for a return to books.
"Books in school? Really?"
http://www.tgdaily.com/games-and-entertainment-features/44746-nigel-constantine

5. On Pittsburgh planning to tax college students.
"Wait, don't they already have a tax on alcohol?"
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_652422.html