Friday, December 25, 2009

Weird News

Merry Christmas to one and all. And here's to hoping next year will be a healthy and happy (and funny) one.

1. On a local teen being arrested for having sex with horses.
"Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the term 'horsing around.'"
http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091219/NEWS/912190327

2. On a report that states that whiskey hangovers are worse than vodka hangovers.
"How does one get to be a part of this study?!?!?"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34485233/ns/health-behavior/

3.On a report that shows that Clark County has nearly twice as many cows as it does people.
"I'd like to see the A-'cow'-nting that was done of this ... I have a feeling it's just a bunch of 'bull.'"
http://www.wxow.com/Global/story.asp?S=11700452

4. On the U.S. planning to capture cow farts to save the planet.
"For some reason, I found this story quite a-'moo'sing."
http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/u-s-to-capture-cow-farts-to-reduce-emissions/19283942

5. On somebody stealing the infamous Auschwitz "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign.
"Not sure if this would be a cool college dorm-room piece or a disturbing piece."
http://slatest.slate.com/id/2239106/entry/3/

4 comments:

snowelf said...

If these kinds of stories keep up, I'm sure we're in for a hilarious 2010.

Merry Christmas to you and Schue!!

--snow

Jeff said...

1. Matthew Broderick? But he's no longer a teen ...
2. Great use of our tax money.
4. Even greater use of our tax money.

El Padrino said...

meery xmas losa

Steph said...

I would have to agree that a whiskey hangover is worse.