Two weeks of overblown Superbowl hype ... it's FAN-tastic.
1. On a women who had a blood-alcohol level of .708 pleading guilty on two drunken driving charges after she was found passed out behind the wheel of a stolen delivery van along an Interstate highway.
"Hic .... I thought that delivery van ... hic ... was my Prius."
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/01/20/20100120woman-dui-nine-times-legal-limit-CR.html
2. On Australia's first video-game nightclub openng in Brisbane next month.
"Hey there beautiful... Can I interest you in a game of Elevator Action or Tempest?"
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26608844-3122,00.html
3. On Bristol Palin demanding that her "baby dady" pay $1700 a month child support.
"OK, show of hands. Who is tired of the Palin family?"
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/22/bristol-palin-levi-johnston-child-support-payments-sarah-palin-tripp/
4. On FOX News not airing the Haiti benefit.
"I'm sure there was an important Sarah Palin story they needed to cover."
http://mediamatters.org/research/201001220051
5. On NBC finally letting Conan O'Brien go in favor of Jay Leno.
"Well, nobody can acuse NBC of being short-sight..... oh wait, nevermind."
http://www.thrfeed.com/2010/01/conan-obriens-ratings-rise-again.html
Passing The Baton
11 months ago
4 comments:
Heff likey da Co-co.
Palin in 2012!! That's the year the world is supposed to end according to the Myan calendar. Seems fitting! Maybe...just maybe we will never hear about the palin family EVER again after that! lol
.708? That must have been some night. She's lucky if the worst that happened was stealing a delivery van.
Elevator Action! I remember that game. Good times.
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