Rolling Stones re-releasing Exile on Main Street with 10 unreleased songs .... good times indeed!!!
1. ON a report that most Americans -- and most American Catholics -- think Pope Benedict XVI has done a bad job of dealing with the problem of sexual abuse by Catholics priests:
"In other news, the sun will come out tomorrow ..."
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/04/16/catholic.church.abuse.poll/
2. On a shoe shiner being arrested for burning down rival stands:
"That guy is such a 'heel.'"
http://gothamist.com/2010/04/15/shoe_shiner.phphttp://gothamist.com/2010/04/15/shoe_shiner.php
3. On Police arresting a New Jersey man after he was accused of intentionally vomiting on a young girl at the Phillies game Wednesday evening:
"Hmmph ... this Eagles fan must've been lost."
http://cbs3.com/local/Philadelphia.Phillies.Matthew.2.1636036.html
4. On an animal hypnotist claiming to be the country's first "rabbit whisperer:"
"Elmer Fudd thinks this guy is a genius."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7589936/Animal-hypnotist-is-Britains-first-rabbit-whisperer.htmlwhisperer
5. On the Ben Roethlisberger scandal:
"Man, now I wish McNabb drank more!"
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2010/04/eye-opener-1-2/1
Passing The Baton
11 months ago
2 comments:
I think the Pope's Been-a-Dick.
Rolling Stones re-releasing Exile on Main Street with 10 unreleased songs .... good times indeed!!!
You said it in one old bean!
1. ON a report that most Americans -- and most American Catholics -- think Pope Benedict XVI has done a bad job of dealing with the problem of sexual abuse by Catholics priests:
Isn't he that German chap who was in the SS?
2. On a shoe shiner being arrested for burning down rival stands:
10 out of 10 for ingenuity I'd say. Must have only taken 1 match per stand.
3. On Police arresting a New Jersey man after he was accused of intentionally vomiting on a young girl at the Phillies game Wednesday evening:
Well at least he was making sure nobody stepped in it...very thoughtful I'd say.
4. On an animal hypnotist claiming to be the country's first "rabbit whisperer:"
Apparently, latest news is he's been eaten by a Fox....
5. On the Ben Roethlisberger scandal:
Only scandal I can see is how unpronouncable his name is
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