Did a church-sponsored yard sale with the wife last weekend ... I'll never get those 5 hours back!
1. On a waitress on disability because of a bad back being caught stripping at a strip club:
"In defense of said waitress, she was trying to take people's orders ..."
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Waitress-on-Disability-Caught-Stripping-92442919.html
2. On a man who got shot with an arrow by his neighbor for parking in his parking spot:
"I'm guessing the man who 'illegally' parked, got the point ... I'll be here all week!"
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local-beat/Neighbor-Shot-With-Bow-and-Arrow-92491449.html
3. On a memo from a fire department - The couch is not an ashtray:
"What about the recliner? Is this an ashtray?"
http://host.madison.com/ct/news/local/article_10a7ac14-5466-11df-9d6c-001cc4c03286.html
4. On TIME Magazine naming Lady Gaga the most influential artist of 2010:
"Well, at least it wasn't the Jonas Brothers ... or Nickleback."
http://webn.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104650&article=7058068
5. On the Oil Spill that took place last week:
"Exxon is finally breathing a sigh of relief, thanks to BP."
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/30/business/30bp.html?hp
Passing The Baton
11 months ago
5 comments:
Every time I hear someone talk about how wonderful Lady Gaga is I want to puke.
LOS, I'm heading out for the week. On my way to Fenway in Boston, then Funspot in NH. Clown you when I get back.
Lady GaGa needs to get naked for the camera to prove she's got "talent".
All very funny. #2 sounds like all of my fiance's jokes. BA-DUM-BUM.
1. There's a job in City Hall waiting for her.
2. Neighbor = Ted Nugent?
3. Related memo: the gas can is not a fire extinguisher.
4. Did the suicide rate go up?
5. With an oil slick that big, you'd think Congress went for a group swim.
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