Wacky News Stories

Keep it up, Phils!

1. On New York's "Naked Cowboy" trying to get some "exposure" in his presidential run:
"I had no idea Spitzer had that nickname!"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7711334

2. On South Africa's famous smoking chimp passing away:
"I had no idea DeKlerk had that nickname!"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7710761

3. On a man being arrested for having a pillow fight with his wife:
"Thank goodness they didn't grill any marshmallows!"
http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/pillow-33711-husband-wife.html

4. On pygmy goats getting high grazing on magic mushrooms:
"When asked how they felt the next morning, the goats responded with a resounding 'baa-aaad!'"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319228/Pygmy-goats-high-grazing-magic-mushrooms.html

5. On a man peeling a $1 million USD Monopoly Game sticker at McDonalds - then being denied his prize due to supposed "typo" on the website:
"Somebody get Mayor McCheese on the case!"