Wacky News Stories

Notre Dame lost to Tulsa this past week .... BWAHAHAHAHA!

1. On the University of Iowa admitting NCAA recruiting violations that involve husband-wife film stars Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore:
"Apparently, they were giving out free copies of 'Strip-tease' to new recruits..."
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20101031/NEWS/10310353/1001/NEWS/Register-exclusive-U-of-I-violations-tied-to-Ashton-Kutcher-Demi-Moore

2. On a Pennsylvania mother who had her baby taken away after a bagel with poppy seeds skewed the results of a drug test:
"No word on the hash-brownie she ingested ..."
http://www.wlbz2.com/news/health/story.aspx?storyid=134377&catid=9

3. On a man who tried to distill the active ingredient from marijuana using butane gas inadvertently causing an explosion that sent the door of his refrigerator through a wall in his home:
"Dude!"
http://www.bendbulletin.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20101031/NEWS0107/10310366/1009/NEWS01&nav_category=NEWS01

4. On a 26-year-old who still goes out trick-or-treating:
"Let me guess ... she's still single?" Or ... "Man, Lindsay Lohan has really hit rock-bottom." ... Or, "Lady Gaga will do anything for publicity."
http://www.wkyc.com/news/local/news_article.aspx?storyid=155750&catid=45

5. On a report that claims heavy drinkers who "cut back," still drink a lot more than "normal:"
"Taxpayer money hard at work ..."
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2010/10/29/Big-drinkers-cut-back-yet-still-drink-lots/UPI-79431288409992/