Wacky News Stories

Seriously, enough of the snow already!!!!

1. On a California mayor wanting to broadcast bird songs:
"It makes sense, since he's a bird-brain."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7925190

2. On plans to build a biblical theme park complete with Noah’s ark in northern Kentucky being met with protest:
"The protest leader goes by the name of Sam Beelzebubba."
http://www.christianpost.com/article/20110128/church-and-state-issues-flood-noahs-ark-theme-park/

3. On the Geezer Bandit striking again, robbing his 13th bank in California:
"People have not been able to identify or catch his getaway wheelchair."
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/01/geezer-bandit-goleta-santa-barbara.html

4. On 200,000,000,000,000 (two hundred trillion) text messages being received in America every single day:
"No word on how many of those are fetish inquiries from Rex Ryan ..."
http://www.skitzone.com/2011/the-shocking-numbers-behind-cell-phone-usage-infographic/

5. On a report that adults who make love first thing in the morning apparently not only feel more upbeat for the rest of the day, but also benefit from a stronger immune system:
"I need to be involved with studies like this!"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1351099/How-morning-sex-improve-health-mood-day.html?ITO=1490