Wacky News Stories

Happy St. Patrick's Day, y'all ... even if it's a day early!

1. Police shocking a local man with a Taser gun on Friday in a convenience store after he failed to move away from a sword he had been carrying and submit to arrest:
"This is not any way to treat King Arthur ... especially whilst purchasing some jelly krimpets for his wench!"
http://www.sunjournal.com/franklin/story/998855

2. On two hunters being arrested for hunting deer ... on the Rutgers campus ... in a van:
"Looks like these two guys are going to be paying a lot of 'doe' ... a-thank-you!"
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/03/two_men_faces_charges_of_illeg.html

3. On mimes calling for freedom of speech in Tennessee:
"Um ... do I really need to provide a line here?"
http://www.newschannel5.com/story/14237717/mimes-call-for-freedom-of-speech-in-silent-protest

4. On a man's burglary plans being hampered after he gets tangled in laundry basket:
"Looks like his hands will be 'Tide.' I guess we'll hear a 'Cheer' from the potential victims."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1365522/Mans-burglary-plans-hampered-jumps-window-laundry-basket.html

5. On Charlie Sheen commenting on Twitter after a police raid, that the police raid was "Awesome!:"
"Charles Manson is probably thankful that he no longer is the nuttiest 'Charlie.'"
http://swns.com/charlie-sheen%E2%80%99s-house-raided-by-awesome-police-111034.html