As you may know, I am going to A.C. today and tomorrow to celebrate my 3-year wedding anniversary … oh yeah, my wife is going too. You’re probably wondering whether I like the tables or the slots, aren’t you (throw me a bone, and pretend you are interested!). Well, my answer to that is … I like both. And no, it’s not a sellout answer … and no, I’m not gay either.
Seriously, it depends on what kind of mood I’m in, and how crowded the casino floor is (and yes, it depends on the minimum bet amount on the tables). As far as which table games I like, I have a few. I’ll play some black jack here and there, but it’s not one of my favorites – to tell ya the truth, I don’t know all of the “rules” involved with which cards to hit, when to double up, etc. (I know the easy ones). I also play craps every once in a while, but not whilst intoxicated (I end up making far too many bets, and waking up in the morning wondering how the hell my wallet was emptied). I enjoy Pai Gow poker, but you don’t really win a lot of money in this one (or lose a lot of money either). Once in a while, I’ll play Texas Hold-em, but I get stage fright when I’m not at a table with friends, and playing Hold-em when you’re scared is never a good idea.
As far as slots go, I like video poker … especially if the machine is built into a bar with sports going on (which I’m hoping to find today – I know that Bally’s Wild Wild West has this, but if there’s country music playing, I’m not going to be enjoying myself). I’ll also play a little of the Wheel of Fortune game – won quite a bit of money on this out in Vegas … unfortunately, the A.C. slots aren’t nearly as loose as them (great, now I’m sounding like one of those “blue-hairs”).
It may be a little crowded on Sunday, but it should be rather empty on Monday, so we’ll see. All I know is that I gotta be near a tv (Eagles game and fantasy football) on today.
Passing The Baton
11 months ago
13 comments:
I always look for the signs marked "Loose Slots" in Vegas. ;o)
LOL Loose slots/sluts...it's all good right? LOL
~smerk~
Have fun and remember to enjoy your wife too!
Cut it out, Karl.
You are so gay!
Happy Anniversary bud. Hope you both have a great time.
You meant double down right? Just kidding. I love playing hold 'em in AC because its fun beat beat up on the regulars from Jersey who think they're all badass because they're there everyday and want to try to intimidate me because I'm young and they have never seen me before. It's a very satisfying feeling leaving with a few hundred of their money.
A) always double down.
2) make sure you take a box of smokes and your oxygen tank.
D) bite if people get too close to your slot machine.
5) eat veal and see the Elvis impersonator.
good luck and godspeed
try three card poker, win alot on three of a kind and roulette
study the board
put it all on black
bet on black if you want to be indicted for tax fraud.. thank you wesley snipes.
LUCK!!!!!
--snow
congrats on the 3 years-
completely random, but worth mentioning:
1) 6 days until the wii.
2) 11 days until Black friday football
Happy Anniversary. Get laid for all of us.
Wench: Fo riz.
You lost everything didn't you? Where is you at homey?
Jeff - I broke even, which is a good thing.
Superstar - Loose Sluts! Catch them!!!!
Smokin - No, YOUR'E gay!
FM - Great time, lots of old people ... too many old people.
Eric - I'll make it to one of the Hold-em tournaments some day.
IAM - Lots of old people wheeling themselves around with oxygen tanks ... it was "inspiring."
EL Padrino - I'm thinking about giving Let it Ride and Three Card Poker a chance in December.
Snow - Thanks!
Sir Geb - We should have another tremendous crowd for Black Friday Bowl.
Christina - Mission accomplished.
FM (again) - Nope, didn't lose everything. I basically broke even ... thanks to the $250 I won on the Wheel of Fortune game right before we left.
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