Wacky News

OK, I think I've had enough of winter .... UNCLE!!!!

1. On a Colorado man who says he belongs to the THC Ministry and he's being prosecuted for Mariauna usage which is really only for religious purposes:
"Now rise for the bucket of fried chicken sacrament ..."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7243952http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7243952

2. On a burglary suspect who was unable to get away from police despite using a pedal boat ... oh yeah, and he was also wearing only boxers:
"If Michael Jackson were still alive, he'd think this guy was kooky."
http://www.tampabay.com/news/bizarre/burglary-suspects-getaway-in-pedal-boat-is-foiled-deputies-say/1068036

3. On a woman being caught with over 100 pounds of pot in her car.
"Ummm ... officer, you wouldn't happen to have any Cheetoh's, would ya?"
http://chattanoogapulse.com/newsfeatures/news-feature/woman-arrested-with-100-pounds-of-marijuana-on-i-75/

4. On a police officer being arrested on charges he raped a woman in custody and offered to release another woman if she exposed herself to the officer:
"Wait, Tiger Woods is now a cop?"
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/22381726/detail.html

5. On CBS rejecting a gay-relationship Super Bowl ad:
"Somewhere in the world, Dick Cheney is smiling ... maybe that would be in the CBS studios?"
http://money.cnn.com/2010/01/29/news/companies/mancrunch_ad_super_bowl/index.htm?cnn=yes&hpt=T2