Football's over ... now what?
1. In a study that says your brain can only handle up to 150 friends.
"Ashton Kutcher's Twitter account is out to prove this study wrong!"
http://www.thestar.com/living/article/761237--british-researcher-asks-how-many-friends-can-you-have?bn=1
2. On a story that claims Hitler took an early form of Viagra for his encounters with Eva Braun.
"Sounds to me like he overdid it, because he was a huge dick ... get it?"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1248820/Hitler-cocktail-drugs-including-primitive-form-Viagra-semen-young-bulls-according-book.html
3. On a former mayor getting caught masturbating in women's panties.
"Marv Albert thinks this is weird."
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/4984605.Former_Lancashire_town_mayor_jailed_over_knicker_thefts/
4. On MTV's Jersey Shore being the inspiration for new clothing and hair styles.
"The only thing worse than this would've been if our fashion sense had been inspired by the "Ice Road Truckers" show.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100205/ap_en_tv/us_fashion_jersey_shore_1
5. On a cop who claims he failed a drug test because his wife spiked his meatballs with pot.
"John Edwards thinks this guy's a liar."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/02/04/2010-02-04_court_upholds_firing_of_nypd_officer_who_says_wife_spiked_meatballs_with_marijua.html
Passing The Baton
11 months ago
3 comments:
Football's over here!!! That's the real one mate...;-)
1. In a study that says your brain can only handle up to 150 friends.
When it says 'handle' it means?..;-)
2. On a story that claims Hitler took an early form of Viagra for his encounters with Eva Braun.
As Sir Bob and The Boomtown Rats said "He never loved Eva Braun"
3. On a former mayor getting caught masturbating in women's panties.
From Knott End in Lancashire. A place I frequented in my youth. I have no idea how they ended up in my pocket! I was merely walking through the launderette....
4. On MTV's Jersey Shore being the inspiration for new clothing and hair styles.
My long haired friends wife thought he should have a hair cut like mine but when he arrived at the barbers he lost his bottle and couldn't ask for a shaved head so he asked for a 'number two'
...the barber shat on his head..;-)
5. On a cop who claims he failed a drug test because his wife spiked his meatballs with pot.
She can cook for me anytime!!!!
pitchers and cathers
1. It's official: Congress is 3x too large.
3. Marion Barry thinks this guy is an amateur.
4. Dog the Bounty Hunter would've been worse. Marginally.
5. Now he'll get his meatballs spiked in prison.
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