Stoppage Time

I have other things to blog about, but there have been so many “best of” moments this week, I’ll wait until next week. Enjoy (I hope!).

Stupid Comment of the Week:“I’m so bright, I gotta wear shades.” Ink blurted this one out after I said the classic – I’m so bright, my dad calls me son (sun). I’m guessing Ink combined a couple of sayings together and came up with this one.

Best Band Name of the Week:Smashed Potatoes – Just to let you know, I have no idea if this is a real band name, but as we were coming back from lunch today, somebody uttered this, and I immediately said that this would be a great band name (I do this far too often – people laughed when I thought Space Base would be a cool band name – I think it’s just as cool as Weezer).

Stupid Joke of the Week:“Trout fishing requires patience.” “So do doctors.” – Ink was on a rampage this week, making the list a second time with this hum-dinger, after I was talking about trout fishing.

That’s What She Said Quote of the Week:“It takes a few minutes to get to the meat of the little box.” – -B- came up with this masterpiece when describing the video about the new I-TV from Apple.

Weirdest Question I was Asked This Week:“So Los, are you up on your Gary Neumann trivia?” - -B- asked me this doozy when we were listening to some 80’s new wave music. I’m still trying to figure out the best response the question he posed …

Most Outrageous Conversation of the Week:“The clocks wouldn’t be in sync.” – Joe
“Why would the clocks be in the sink to begin with?” – Los
“At least his jokes are clean.” – Ink
“Your jokes always drain me.” - Los
“I guess it’s all just a pipe dream.” – Los
“Your jokes get me all stopped up.” – Ink

Obviously, we went off on a tangent with this conversation, because (A) we get bored at work, and (B) because we aren’t normal.

Made-Up Word of the Week:Elicktickle Machine – I’m not sure what –B- meant by this, but it sound sounds like a workout machine that would be very popular to females.