Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Behold, the Samba!

Back in high school (before electricity), my preference in footwear was indoor soccer shoes. In my mind, they were trendy, fashionable, athletic, comfortable, and just plain cool. Diadora’s, to Puma’s, to Addidas Samba Classics – these were the brands I hungered for.

This fad continued in college for a while, but slowly died out for me, thanks to the addition of hiking boots, cross trainers, and a real job. The sheer haste in which these sneakers (and the desire to have them) drained from my brain was astounding. In fact, I had not even given a thought to these sneakers for years … until a friend of mine displayed the new Puma flats that he had recently purchased.

Within seconds, the burning for a pair of soccer flats returned to my cranium. For months, I had searched department stores for a pair of these all-of-a-sudden elusive soccer flats. I knew that I could always go to a sporting goods store in down-town Media if my “jones” got out of control, but I didn’t want to make the extra effort (when you are in your 30’s, extra effort becomes synonymous with migraine).

Then, last night it happened. Whilst doing some final Christmas (holiday to all the non-Christians) shopping at a local Kohls, I strolled by the athletic footwear department, and heard what I thought to be angels singing. I then saw an immensely bright light emanating from isle two. Sure enough, I began to make out the shape of what looked to be an Addidas Samba soccer flat. “Halleluiah,” the angels did sing. I hoped against hope that Kohls would come through in the clutch with a pair that was my size. “Halleluiah,” chimed the winged do-gooders a second time!

Of course, I won’t be able to wear these until the 25th, but maybe I’ll be able to find a pair of acid washed jeans and a hideously blue Oakley windbreaker to complete the ensemble (mullet, anyone?).

3 comments:

Jeff said...

Back in high school (before electricity), my preference in footwear was indoor soccer shoes. In my mind, they were trendy, fashionable, athletic, comfortable, and just plain cool.
** Everything you weren't? (Sorry, but you shouldn't set me up like that!)
** Indoor metric football shoes?

Within seconds, the burning for a pair of soccer flats returned to my cranium.
** Momentarily displacing the burning desire for beer. Momentarily. OK, it's back.

... I didn’t want to make the extra effort (when you are in your 30’s, extra effort becomes synonymous with migraine).
** Jeez. I'm older than you, and to me "extra effort" is synonymous with "promotion" and "pay raise," not "migraine."

Of course, I won’t be able to wear these until the 25th, but maybe I’ll be able to find a pair of acid washed jeans and a hideously blue Oakley windbreaker to complete the ensemble (mullet, anyone?).
** According to your last post, you'll either have a skullet, or need to wear a mullet wig.
** Enough Karl-busting (for now): the best around-the-house shoes you'll ever own are wrestling shoes. Period. (Not rasslin', Karl. Wrestling.)

Rev. Smokin Steve said...

You can get away with getting shoes like this when you are married. When you are single and wearing shoes like that, no woman will come near you.

Reverse said...

My HR rep would like to thank you for mentioning Christmas and referencing the term holiday in the same sentence... (holiday to all the non-Christians)