Sunday, August 12, 2007

Music to my Ears ... NOT!

A few days ago, a family member asked for a favor ... and since I can’t say no to family (sadly, no matter what, sometimes), I agreed to help out. Normally, a family favor includes assisting with computer-type issues, helping to move small furniture in or around the house, or something … er, not so difficult.

This request, however, was different. A cousin I don’t normally see very often, asked me, my brother, and my cousin-in-law to help move a piano … in 100-degree weather … with less than 1 day’s notice … about an hour away. I REALLY felt like saying no … I really did. I’m not even sure why I agreed to do this. I get this feeling that thanks to my German heritage, traditional work-ethic, and the importance I place on family, it was darn-near impossible for me to say no.

Thankfully, it wasn’t a baby-grand piano … that would’ve sucked. No, it was your basic piano that you probably saw in music class back in grade school. It wasn’t overly heavy, at least not for the 4-5 of us helping to move it. We got the piano up into the U-Haul in no-time flat. However, the destination posed a problem or two.

You see, my cousin wanted the piano in the living room of her house, brought in through the front door, which required the U-Haul to be backed-in in a precarious way – having to be maneuvered between trees, and uneven ground. It took quite a few pull-ups and back-ups (that’s what she said) to get the truck in a good position. However, we never took into account how the front door would open (oops), and my cousin’s husband had to actually basically take the door off its hinges in order for us to successfully move the piano in. It took what seemed to be 45 minutes to finally get the piano in the house, and of course, we were there much longer than I anticipated.

After leaving the house, drenched in sweat, and rather tired and thirsty, we trekked home, thinking the worst of it was over. However, since we left at around 9:00 p.m., we would have to deal with construction on I-95 North, that happened to start at … you guessed it … 9:00 p.m. Not only did we have to deal with this, but at one point, after picking up our car at my cousin-in-laws house (yeah, we car-pooled – think environment first!), we got stopped at a railroad crossing – the train was going at about 5 mph, and had about 175 cars (as a child, I would’ve been in heaven, as I loved trains back then … however, now they are more of a nuisance).

I guess I can count my blessings. First, I didn’t break the piano (I am known for my clumsiness). Second, I didn’t hurt myself (again, I’m known for this). And third, we didn’t get into any car accidents. But, the biggest blessing is, that next time I have a bunch of sh*t to move, I know who I’m calling first.

7 comments:

Jeff said...

You should ask your cousin to let you move that much weight in beer.

snowelf said...

When I moved in, my two brothers and their best friends moved all of my heavy crap up the three floors to my apt for me. Also in 90 degree weather...
They were so sweet about it, but I feel am very lucky they are still speaking to me.
I think when I move next summer, I will just pay some movies. I just can't bring myself to do that to them again.

--snow

Crassius Maximus said...

Cuz needed to buy the beer after that one. It's tradition.

Superstar said...

What kind of piano? Upright? Spinet? Baby Grand? I am a skilled poano mover, having played and moved several pianos in my lifetime. I highly recommend the rolling slat things and a hydrolic lift on the back of the truck!

When all else fails, we go to home depot for day labor! ;-D

minijonb said...

you're still in one piece. that's something to drink to!

i can't move stuff like that anymore. i sweat so much that i start slipping around on puddles.

Christina_the_wench said...

No beer and pizza. What was she thinking?!?!

Los said...

Jeff - She should've gotten me that much beer, dammit!

Snow Elf - Yeah, getting professional movers is the way to go ... very time-saving!

Crass - They offered some beer, but I think it was light beer.

Superstar - Just a regular piano, one that you probably saw in grade school.

Minijonb - I guess I was blessed that night.

Christina - they had beer and pizza - so at least it wasn't a total waste.