Sunday, November 26, 2006

You're What????

It seems like every Thanksgiving, a bunch of friends of mine – we get together and reminisce about old times, and this past Friday (after our annual “old-guys” turkey bowl football game) was no exception. One particular story got us really cracking up. This diddy involves a good friend of mine, we’ll call him Yon.

It seems about 10 years ago, he began dating this girl, and went out with her on a few occasions. During this one date, they went to a Chris Rock concert. Yon, who was … how can I put this … sheltered as a youth, was quite amazed by the make-up of the audience at this show …. So amazed, that he actually leaned over to his date and said something along the lines of, “Wow, it looks like we are the only two white people here.”

This is kind of funny on its own … however, the story actually gets funnier. What Yon somehow didn’t know was that this girl he was dating was a Mulatto. So, technically, Yon was the only white person at the concert. From what I got out of the story, she didn’t really tell him at this point about her ethnicity. In fact, Yon didn’t really put one-and-one together until a few dates later, when he was over at her place, and he noticed a lot of African art on the walls.

Of course, we spent the rest of the afternoon/evening at the bar cracking up about this and absolutely busting his ball (he only has one – long story) about this. I think we even incorporated some Michael Richards jokes into this. Good times all around.

14 comments:

Eric said...

This Yon isn't very perceptive is he, how do you not notice that? In reference to having only one ball, did you also make a lot of Lance Armstrong jokes?

Fairmaiden327 said...

That is hysterical. Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry was dating the Native American chick.

Los said...

Eric - he had testicular cancer, so when he went through the radiation treatments, we were calling him Powder.

FM - Oh, this guy didn't get out much as a kid.

iamunstoppable said...

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay racism!

Los said...

IAM - A story like this probably can't be made up.

Jeff - Yon's family was from Kentucky ... that probably has something to do with it.

Anonymous said...

Thanksgiving involved racist comments and jokes at my relatives' house too. The one thing I am thankful for is the fact that I live far away from them now. Narrow small town minds....~sighs~

The Rev said...

Los...

I'm trying to remember when this story happened. As well as I know Yon, for some reason I don't remember this story. It may have happened while I was in Beantown.

It's really funny, and totally Yon.

mollymcmo said...

LMAO!!!! your poor one ball friend :)

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Los said...

Christina - It wouldn't be the holidays without racism.

Smokin' - I believe it happened sometime in 1996 ... when he was dealing with the ball-thingy.

Molly - Yon is an oasis of jokes and stories for all of us.

Kristin said...

It's good to have a dopey friend... keeps life entertaining!

iamunstoppable said...

thats why i go drive through a trailer park or flea market every now and then... it keeps you feeling better than someone else.

just like keeping dorky friends around.

nicely played.

Anonymous said...

Every group needs a "Yn"! LOL ;o)

The one ball wonder...who is clueless!

I think Friends had "joey"!! LOL ;o)

So who won the football????

iamunstoppable said...

yeah what was your statline from the game?

Los said...

Well, the old guys beat the young guys (old guys were over 30). We won, like 16-8 (1 point for each td), and I think I probably threw 6 or 5 td passes, scored 2 myself, and returned a pick to the endzone.