Since I can’t think of anything to write, here are some weird things I’ve noticed about myself:
1. I feel like I could sleep late on weekdays, but on weekends I get up early.
2. I am left handed at hockey but right handed at golf.
3. I dislike reality shows, but I like pro wrestling.
4. I enjoyed the Godfather movies, but I can’t get into the Sopranos.
5. I love to play the hand-held Yahtzee game whilst taking a dump.
6. I get upset when somebody uses the urinal right next to me when another urinal is open.
7. I enjoy having the fan on when I sleep … even in the winter time.
8. I am obsessed with infomercials … probably because of the poor acting.
9. In my circle of friends (or circles), I feel like I’m Jerry Seinfeld.
10. I get annoyed with people who always try to one-up me with stories.
11. I have a problem with steak and eggs, because I feel that one is for breakfast, and the other is for dinner, and the two should not be mixed.
12. People collect lots of things – baseball cards, Hummel figurines … I collect cds.
13. I think I would be a far better program manager than just about any in the Philadelphia radio market.
14. I like the smell of hot asphalt when it rains.
Writer’s Workshop: Passing The Baton
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15 comments:
5. Do you think about playing Cornhole while taking a dump?
11. Maybe you'd like ham and eggs better.
13. Helen Keller could be the best radio program manager in Philadelphia.
14. Sue wants nothing to do with your hot asphalt smell.
#2 tim is the same exact way
you could be twins!
ok, not quite.
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#10 - Maybe they aren't trying to one up you, maybe they just have a similar story to share and do so to build some common point of interest with you.
#9 - Jerry Seinfeld?? Nah, I'd say you're more like Kramer... even Neuman. Hello... Neuman.
Ok,
#5. No more talk about you taking a dump.
#6. I think that goes for all of us.
#7. Me too - all year 'round.
#11. Never had them together, never will.
#12. But the smell of the worms is strange.
Mine -
I always wet my toothbrush, then put toothpaste on it, then wet it again, then use it.
Same with cereal - every piece has to be wet with milk first.
When I eat baked chicken my nose itches. Some kind of allergy to baked chicken? lol
Sometimes ketchup tastes good on a tuna hoagie.
I can convert any food into gas.
100% true, 100%
" I feel like I could sleep late on weekdays, but on weekends I get up early.
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"I enjoyed the Godfather movies, but I can’t get into the Sopranos."
this disappoints me but i wont hold it against you
furthermore you mentioned "cd's"
what is that?
You mention this: 6. I get upset when somebody uses the urinal right next to me when another urinal is open.
But not the fact that you can't take a shit at the office.
If you're Seinfeld, who am I?
Johnnay is George.
I'm thinking Ray Ray on Kramer.
I'm probably Newman.
Hey ya Los,
I have the same freakin' sleeping problem!
Then I'm crabby about it cause I want to be able to sleep in if I don't HAVE to get up. I want to take advantage of it, damn it!
Then I try to go back to sleep and without fail, some family member calls me to ask me what I'm doing.
When I tell them I am trying to sleep, they just keep on talking.
And then I'm up...
--snow
I don't get the steak and eggs thing either. It's a rather odd combination.
As for the peeing thing. It's got me staggered how ANYONE can pee standing next to someone else. Ever.
I think it's the alarm clock that messes everything up. Anytime an alarm clock goes off it inevitably makes you want to go back to sleep. I bet most days you would wake up at the same time as you do on weekends, but the alarm clock going off just makes you want to sleep.
so, mr. dj... how large is your CD collection?
1. My dog Dakota doesn't let me sleep late, anytime
2. I am left handed at almost everything, but when I write.
3. Pro wrestling vs. silence...I pick silence...
4. That is the one show I think of as not "made for hollywood" and more a reality show.
5. TOOOOOO much information. Reading material should be sufficent. Then again, it might be a guy thing. My brother liked to play the games on his phone, whilst he was #2.
6. I hate public restrooms..so I totally get this...stall next to mine...annoyoing and I can't continue.
7. You should live in AZ
8. I hate commercials. PERIOD.
9. LOL ;o) I can see that about you!
10. AWWWWWW "the one-upper guy" *giggles*
11. OK I feel you but with mayo. I have this theory that there are "hot" food condiments and Cold food. Mayo should not be used in "hot" foods. Pickles...same thing. Those are "cold" food condiments. I know I am a wierdo!
12. OHHHHHH my dad collected LP's now they are worth TONS!!! All vinyl collection from the 60'-80's!
13. What? You could do better than a computer and an IT programer? SHUT UP! Your hired!!!
14. When it rains (AZ only about 30 days a year) The smell of rain makes me *horny* BEEP BEEP! The HOT desert and musty smell of rain as it first starts to fall. Of course that is followed by the flash floods and crazy drivers in the washes! LOL ;o)
Have a good weekend!!! Chef ONN!
#5 I bet the acoustics are great for yelling 'YAHTZEE!'
#8 Do ya think they use subliminals? they do kinda draw you in...we don't really have them to the same extent in Australia so seeing the American ones are always funny (the overacting and the hyper-wow!s)
#11 I have a bit of a problem when chicken and eggs are combined...the whole life-cycle thing freaks me out (I think too much)
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