Who ... Does ... Number ... 2 ... Work ... For?

In addition to the quote list, I put together a “number 2” list. For those of you who aren’t good with numbers, it’s a list of different phrases used for taking a dump. I have about 126 of these – I wanted to share with you my favorites. If there are any you’d like to share, please feel free to do so (and if you don’t mind, I’ll add them to my list). Oh, and if you’re interested in looking over all of them, you can find them here: http://losrulz.tripod.com/

· "I just mailed a turd to the sewer using Crapper's Same-Day Delivery."
· "I'm gonna pay a visit to the Angry Chair.”
· "I've got a meeting to attend at the oval office."
· "I'm gonna go lob one at the pipes."
· "I just returned from hangin' bananas."
· "I have to unleash the party snakes."
· "I just planted some toilet corn."
· "I'm going to solid fart."
· "I'm going to 'give the brown tongue.'"
· "Time to go drown some brown."
· "I was just haulin' a turd trailer."
· "I just flew the toilet kite."
· "I just dropped mud."
· "I'm going to make rotten apples."
· "I just dropped some rope."
· "I was just in the fecal position."
· “I ripped off some tree bark."
· "I have to go feed the dung beetles."
· "I just created some dark matter."
· "I just 'Clubber Langed' the toilet."
· "I went to the Commode County Fair this morning and made Brown Funnel Cake."
· "I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl."
· "I have to download a fecal file.""I have a runner in scoring position."