Thursday, September 29, 2005

Why Don't I Like Italian Food?

I've recently come to the conclusion that outside of pizza (I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Pizza!), I don't really like Italian food that much. I mean, I'll eat the stuff, but I'm never excited to go to an Italian restaurant. Of course, this poses a small problem, as my wife, who happens to be Irish, craves Italian food all the time. I don't know what it is - I guess its the fact that most Italian dishes include a pound of cheese, and even though i like cheese, I don't like that much cheese. Additionally, if it isn't elbow macaroni noodles, I'm not crazy about the pasta. That's probably why I dread having to eat Lasagna.

I like Italian seafood, like spaghetti and clam sauce, and even the mussels in wine sauce (it matters not which kind of wine sauce it is in, it is still scrumptious), and of course the salads, soup, and bread at Italian restaurants are usually quite delicious. But, the main courses just get to me.

My wife complains that I am a tough person to prepare dinner for, not only because of my disinterest in Italian foods, but also because I detest ham, and I'm not craze about any kinds of potato products outside of potato chips and thin french fries.

3 comments:

Ink and Stone said...

It's because you're a sissy. A big sissy. Not liking Italian food?? Wah! Wah!

There's people in Ethiopia starving, man! So eat your Italian food and like it, dammit!

Rev. Smokin Steve said...

What is wrong with you?

How can a human being not like Italian food?

That's like not enjoying sex. It's just impossible for me to fathom.

I'll be over for dinner tonight at 7:30.

Jeff said...

I don't really like Italian food that much.
** This is EXACTLY the kind of thing you should never admit, no matter how true it might be.

I mean, I'll eat the stuff, but I'm never excited to go to an Italian restaurant.
** I can fix that for you -- find you a better Italian restaurant.

I guess its the fact that most Italian dishes include a pound of cheese, and even though i like cheese, I don't like that much cheese.
** I heard you like to cut that much cheese.

My wife complains that I am a tough person to prepare dinner for, not only because of my disinterest in Italian foods, but also because I detest ham, and I'm not craze about any kinds of potato products outside of potato chips and thin french fries.
** No ham, either? But it comes from the Magical Animal.
** Note to Sue: Karl likes BEER for dinner. And it's easy to prepare for him -- just remove the cap.