1.I’m going to a bachelor party this weekend, and there is a good chance that I won’t see any fun-bags. No, I’m not blind, silly! But, the bride-to-be apparently is forcing the groom-to-be’s hand (and the best man’s hand, for that matter)! The groom-to-be will probably say something to the effect of “I really didn’t want to go to a strip joint anyway, because I love my fiancé too much.” To that, I say (a) Bulls**t, and (b) can you please ask for your balls back, just for the night? I will still have fun hanging out with the guys, but can one consider it a bachelor party if no dirty pillows are present? To me, that’s just a night hangin’ out with the fellas. Again, I’ll have a good time, but I’m just sayin’ (I’ll still have a good time, even though we are starting out by going to the Phillies game).
2. Because I had lost power for 20+ hours a few days ago, I had to throw out the milk and OJ (no, not the wife-murder). I’ve been eating pop tarts for breakfast the past two days, and I came to a realization – the best Pop Tarts are the ones with the frosting. The ones without frosting are like a date with Janine Garofalo (sp), sure she’ll make you laugh, but you really aren’t that excited about sleeping with her.
3. I just got a new cell phone the other day, and it is absolutely awesome – it has a camera a video camera, and all other kinds of cool gadgets. The only problem is that with my previous cell phone, I accumulated a bunch of cool ring-tones and games, and now I have to start from scratch with the new phone. I am convinced that the “free” tones they give you on the cell phone encourage you to immediately download cooler tones. My phone has tones that make the Paris Hilton song almost enjoyable. Yeah, I need to get some new ring tones.
4. To prove once again that some of my co-workers have entirely too much time on their hands, I want to show you another “creation” from an office-mate (boy, that sounds gay). This is from Ink-And-Stone, and it almost caused me to spit coffee onto my monitor (however, it is posted on Reverse's site) - click here
Writer’s Workshop: To Be Oprah Rich
3 days ago