Friday, July 28, 2006

Stoppage Time

I have come up with a couple more ideas for the Plethora blog this week – some may spin off into their own “column” and some may just be lumped in with the Stoppage Time column. I certainly always appreciate feedback, so let me know what works and what doesn’t.

* In the future, when planning to eat barbecued food, please make sure not to wear white shirt.

* You are at an age where you should really stretch before you limbo.

* One of these times, you should really let that pizza or soup sit a few minutes so that you don't burn the roof of your mouth again.

* Next time, in a drunken stupor, do NOT tell anybody that you like the song “It’s Raining Men.”

* A bag of potato chips is not all you need for lunch.

* Just because you don’t like American Idol, doesn’t mean that everybody doesn’t like American Idol. Additionally, it doesn’t’ make them idiots if they like said program.

BAD LOS JOKE OF THE WEEK“If you were a dictator of a country, and you had a wife who's name was Ruth and she died, you'd be a 'ruthless dictator.'" - Now, I didn’t say this gem this week, I said this one a few months ago – but there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t say something stupid like this. Now that I have a section of this blog site dedicated to my terrible sense of humor, I will focus on remembering these nuggets (BTW – if you can come up with a better name for this section, please let me know).

"Eva Braun, who is that?" "That was Hitler's wife." "Oh, that chick!" - This was a conversation between me and Ink and Stone at work yesterday. I mentioned something about Eva Braun (not really sure why), and he had no idea who that was. The way he said “Oh, that chick!” almost made me shoot soda through my nose. I’m sure Hitler used those same words a few times in his life.


Ink and Stone said...

Hey! I doubt a lot of people know who Eva Braun was. And for the record, I DO know who Eva Braun is, I just couldn't remember her name.

Oh, and Hitler was a chick magnet. Didn't you know that?? I mean, all the ladies went crazy for that funky little mustache.

Rev. Smokin Steve said...

You forgot to post on your back waxing.

And you like "It's Raining Men" too. Hmmm.....

OK, I'll admit. I like that song too.

Hitler was a ruthless dictator, but he liked Eva. He can't be an evaless dictotor, can he?

Alright, I'm reaching on that one. I admit it.

Reverse said...

Ink everyone knows Eva Braun...

Christina_the_wench said...

Eva Braun was a whore. And even I woman do not like that song. What is you position on "I Will Survive"?

Los said...

I actually don't like that song at all, Christina. I'm not a big fan of too many disco songs, or disco-related songs, although I do like "Ring My Bell."

Jeff said...

BAD LOS JOKE OF THE WEEK: How about "Los Estupidos" (no translation necessary, I hope)

The Chicago White Sox got it right when they held Disco Demolition Night -- even though it basically set the stadium on fire.

The only saving grace of songs like "It's Raining Men" was watching hot, drunk girls dance in college bars. "I Will Survive" has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Rev. Smokin Steve said...

I make part of my living watching hot drunk girls dance in bars and weddings, therefore I kinda like It's Raining Men for that reason.

Anything that makes hot women dance is fine by me.

Nikki said...

For you humor section, how 'bout

The Los Art of Humor

maybe stretching, or a little to corny?

Just a suggestion.

Superstar said...

I am SOOO sick of all 3 of those songs. I swear I can hear all three of them in a night 10 times at all the bars I stop at. That and "rock lobster" and my all time HIDDIOUS fav(dripping distain)"Love Shack"...ARRGHHHH They are all over sung at karaoke.
Thankfully I have had ZERO requests for any of those songs...I love my gays! ;o) AHHHH

Los: I would love to see you limbo in a pic...but you haven't even shown us the ass dent....HELLO?!?!?!?

FYI when I spill on my shurt, I just kindly say, "If I don't feed them, theye won't grow (referring to the twins)" he he he he he

How was the blood loss after your back waxing?? Did your wife have to rush you to the ER and get you a transfusion???

I bet you cary a man purse...ahem I mean canvas sachel too huh??!?!?!?

Dirty Birdie said...

Of course guys like the song, "It's Raining Men" all the chicks get on the dance floor and shake their skantily clad asses. It has all the same artistic qualities as "Honky Tonk Badonk-a-donk" and the "Thong Song"

Steph said...

I like this new section. Definately a keeper ;)