Friday, December 01, 2006

Stoppage Time

Nice Beaver!
So, there’s been a lot of talk and pictures about the recent escapades of the tri-captains of Bimbo Nation – Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Brittany Spears. Seriously, I haven’t seen this much roast beef since I was at the deli. There is now an “argument” or discussion going on as to whether these three rocket-scientists accidentally didn’t wear underwear. Seriously? First of all, why are we spending this much time on these mentally challenged women that make retards blush? Can’t we just enjoy the beaver shots? Obviously, they are doing this on purpose to create publicity for their talent-less asses (as pretty as they may be). Can we just try and ignore them (maybe not the pics)?

Last Day!
Normally, I’m pretty good with my emotions. But, I have this feeling that I’m going to get a little teary-eyed when I leave work today (as you may know, I’m switching jobs). I’m not going to miss the actual work, but I’ve made a lot of good friends here, and the thought of not seeing them every day – I know it’s going to be tough. I am sure I will make friends at Vanguard – heck it’s a great company, which means it has great employees. Plus, I had the same issues and concerns when I left Penn State (I am still friends with many people there). I will miss you, office clowners!!!!

The Sad State of Philadelphia Sports
I try not to write too much about sports here, because quite frankly, many of you could care less about sports. However, when my city’s best chance at a championship is basically the Philadelphia Phillies, I think I deserve to rant a little. What happened to my teams???? Usually, they would string me out an entire season before breaking my heart? Now, they just throw in the towel long before the midway point. Is this how Detroit Lions fans feel every year? If so, I am NOT a fan of this! Granted, with the lack of offseason moves by the Sixers, we expected the outcomes that we are getting. And sure, the Flyers are slow, but the team is usually competitive – BUT NOT THIS YEAR! Weren’t the Eagles supposed to come back hungry? They look famished to me. Do I really need to start getting excited for the Philadelphia Soul, and maybe the next big race-horse from the tri-state area? Ugh!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The amount of suicides attributed to the Lions' season can be graph charted yearly.

Good luck, Los! *hands the Kleenex box to him*

El Padrino said...

philly is in a bad state

sad thing leaving friends behind but sunny skies ahead, no worries

Anonymous said...

Phoenix would be in a bad state too, except the Cardinals never have been good so we have nothing to compare the utter lack of talent to other than teams that actually win, that is.

How many coaches do we have to go through before we just get rid of the shitty frickin' team????

And Los, I feel ya, I cried when I left my last job. I loved my co-workers, and my job, HATED the CEO and his Mini-me bitch. *gag*

I'm sure you'll make friend at your new job, how could people NOT like you? I'd let you sit with me at lunch...

Jeff said...

Nice Beaver!: What if they very funny retards?

Last Day!: The tears are more likely due to your own gas.

PHL Sports: This is very easily explained: they are all the same team, same players, same coaches, same front offices, with a couple exceptions.

The Eagles without McNabb are the Sixers without Iverson.

The Flyers are a bunch of big, slow guys who can't use the stick. Sounds just like half of the Phillies.

Billy King and Bob Clarke have never been seen in the same room together. Coincidence?

Need I go on?

Steph said...

They're flashing their twats AGAIN?
Damn, now I'll have to wait till next week to see them do it again.

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