Sunday, February 25, 2007

Sunday Drivers!

You’ve probably heard that term “Sunday Driver” before, right? You know – the kinds of drivers who drive too slow, sometimes swerve accidentally and repeatedly, basically people who have no business being on the road … these are the people that used to only come out on Sundays, generally for church, groceries, and bingo. Well, I have news for ya – they’re taking over Saturday as well.

I generally don’t get road rage – when driving I’m usually a patient person. Yesterday, my patience was tested … on numerous occasions. First, as I’m driving down Mac Dade Boulevard, a lady passes the intersection, then decides she wants to make the turn anyway, of course all the while not even thinking to pay attention to oncoming traffic – and as luck would have it, oncoming traffic was me. I was able to apply the brakes with enough pressure as to swerve and miss this ignorant goofball, and the best part was that she continued to be oblivious to the whole situation. She should be thankful that I wasn’t one of Andy Reid’s sons.

Then, while in the parking lot of a shopping center, it seemed as if every driver decided that they HAD TO BACK INTO THE PARKING SPACES! I hate these people with a passion, and generally, I’ll try to find them in the stores after they park in order to give them a dirty look (hey, it makes me feel better, dammit!). Anyway, I know this may be a touchy subject, because some of you might actually be “back parkers.” Yes, I know that it does ultimately save YOU time when leaving a shopping center, you probably didn’t realize that this also wastes a tremendous amount of time for everybody else who is trying to park (and shop).

There were numerous other incidents with people in the left lane not putting on their turn signals, and me having to wait behind them because I didn’t realize they were going to turn … I even flicked one of the turn-signally-challenged drivers the bird (something I normally never do). If there was a way to either build roads exclusively for Sunday drivers (so they didn’t have to get in our way), or if we could just take their licenses away entirely, I’d be cool with that.

15 comments:

Jeff said...

Does this mean you're not a "back parker"?

Cars in PHL come equipped without turn signals.

ToddPacker said...

i *hanging head in shame* am i back parker.... i drive a fairly big truck and it makes pulling out of a parking spot easier... although if i have someone behind me i'll scrap the back park plan and just pull straight in... no need to hold anyone up

The Rev said...

Los is a back parker. He's just still in the closet about it.

El Padrino said...

sometimes i back park

50 lashes with a wet noodle

-B- said...

And the people who don't back-park.. don't they hold you up when they are leaving? Man, Los - everyone's out to get ya!! lol

Dude, when's the next podcast coming? I thought I heard something about you having it done, but there were problems posting it...

The Rev said...

I'm giving it another shot today.

Mama en Fuego said...

Rather than "back park" I practice the "pull through" in which I find a parking spot with space open on both ends and simply pull through, thereby having both a quick get away and avoiding the "back park."

The Rev said...

The pull-through rules!

Eric said...

Backing into parl makes absolutely no sense. Am I the only one that thinks its much more difficult to back in between to cars when you could just pull in (easy) and back out into the wide open parking lot (easy again). I don't get what logic people are using to justify backing into a parking spot.

Los said...

Jeff - Not a back-parker, thanks!

TP - As long as you take others into account.

Rev - I have never back-parked in a mall parking lot, you have my word.

ELP - Back Parkers are the evil ones.

B - Front Parking is the way to go, Dammit!!!

DB - Agreed, the pull through is ideal.

Eric - I couldn't agree with you more.

Superstar said...

LOL ;o) I love the "backin' it in" Works on so many levels!!! he he he he

OK seriously though
I thought the term was "sunny day drivers"...???

What ever you do Los do not move to PHX from Oct/Nov-March April...all the "retired" peeps we call Snowbirds are here driving me NUTS!!! nuts, nuts, nuts!

Ink and Stone said...

I hate the conceited jerks who take up two spaces when parking.

Mama en Fuego said...

Ink - oh yes, the double space parkers who think that by taking up two spaces they can effectively protect their Porche from unwanted contact with a Ford Escort? Bastards.

snowelf said...

I can't back into to parking places. I'm like backing up challenged or something. I guess that's a good thing if we're ever in the same parking lot, Los! :)

And Ink, I hate them too. I love seeing them get ticketed at school! Bwahahahahahaha!!

--snow

Mama en Fuego said...

Super - hee hee hee...you are too funny. Just like the time you thought the elf guy that got killed in LOTR - TT was Orlando Blooms character....oh, my sweet Super, you make me laugh...ha...ah ha ha ha ha