Monday, August 14, 2006

The Ass Dent

As promised, here is a picture of my car with the ass dent, courtesy of the cable guy. As you may recall, this happened when the cable guy was installing cable internet at my house. He fell off the ladder, onto the roof of my car, and created this rather large dent with his buttocks. He tried to get the dent out with my toilet plunger, to no avail (he even licked the plunger in order to "create suction."). I received a check for $2,000 from their insurance company to repair the damage ... which of course, I never did.


Steph said...

So you just gonna get around with a big ass dent in your car??
Lol. I like.

Kristin said...

an ass-dent? who would have thought?

Corey & Carson said...

My '92 Dodge Shadow had an ass-dent courtesy of a 300+ lineman at Bucknell...oh the memories!

Christina_the_wench said...

lmao @ ass dent.

So when's the party??

Los said...

Steph - At the time (2+ years ago), we needed the money to pay off bills. Tibby (the car) is now my wife's car, and is basically just a grocery getter. Plus, it is easier to find in mall parking lots.

Kristin - I know. People don't believe me when I tell them the story.

Corey and Carson - ah, college memories!

Christina - The money is already spent ... although, I don't need a reason to have a party.

Jeff said...

Pimp My Ride, Comcast-style. It's Comcastic! (If only it were Mr. T's ass-dent.)

He licked the plunger. That by itself might be worth the $2000.

Rev. Smokin Steve said...

In one day, the man fell on a car on his ass, and had to lick a plunger.

That's a pretty bad day.

El Padrino said...

i like it
you should make a dent in the other side too

youll have "tit dents"

Los said...

Jeff - It was more disgusting than anything.

Smokin' - However, his supervisor came by and said that he did a nice job.

El-Padrino - Maybe I should invite the Electric Company over, and park my car backwards.

Dirty Birdie said...

He LICKED the plunger??? That is so nasty.

Los said...

Dirty Birdy - I can't make something like that up.

Corey & Carson said...

Lick a plunger...that's nothing. My one friend pulled a nasty prank on a kid he didn't like at college by taking one of those big-ass lollipops and sticking in his ass. Then he rewraped it, and the kid ate it unknowingly...we now refer to it as the "Ass-pop" story...gross!

Superstar said...


LOL ;o)
That had to be a "BIG ASS" guy for the size of that dent! LOL at your ass dent on the car!!!!

Thank you my day is complete!