Thursday, September 06, 2007

That'll Go Over Lke a ...

So, I’ve been into using the phrase “That’ll go over like a bucket of farts,” a lot lately. I enjoy this phrase a lot, but I wanted to use some other “That’ll go over like a …” phrases. I searched the internet, hoping to find a website dedicated to these phrases, but sadly, I came up empty. However, I was able to compile a list of these phrases, just by using “That’ll go over like a …” with Google. Here’s what I came up with:

That’ll go over like a …
a. Pregnant pole vaulter
b. Fart in church
c. Fart in a space suit
d. Bucket of farts
e. Lead balloon
f. Sky-diving walrus
g. Turd in a punch bowl
h. Pork chop at a Kosher wedding
i. Cold soufflé
j. Personal blimp
k. Ton of bricks

Here’s a couple I came up with myself:
A. an erect penis in a nunnery
B. vegetarian in a steak-house
C. An AA member in Munich
D. A bunch of Kaelins (inside joke)

If any of you have any others you’d like to share, that would be great … I personally like the pork chop at a Kosher wedding one, as well as the sky-diving walrus.


The Rev said...

That'll go over like a...

Michael Vick jersey at a PETA rally.

Jeff said...

Like soap in a hippie commune.

Like OJ Simpson at a women's shelter.

Like a razor in the Womyn's Studies Dept.

Like a lawyer in the operating room.

Like an American in France.

Like a black defendant in Mississippi.

Like a man at the Lilith Fair Tour.

Like banning alcohol in Ireland.

Like adults at the Neverland Ranch.

Like asking what the pilot's drinking.

Like yelling "fire" in a crowded theater.

minijonb said...

I like the pork chop one. I'll have to remember that.

snowelf said...

I always say ton of bricks. But thanks to you, Los, I gots me some variety! :)


Steph said...

sweets, you have WAY too much time on your hands. ;)

Los said...

Nice work, everyone who contributed!