Monday, September 22, 2008

You're selling what????




Have any of you seen the recent Taco Bell commercials featuring the "volcano taco," and thought to yourself, "my God, they've finally crossed the sexual border?" Seriously, this volcano taco is, in a sense, a pink taco. I mean, don't you think this type of thing may have crossed the minds of the execs over at Taco Bell, and would've made them nix the idea? Oh wait, that's right - they haven't ever nixed any of the bad Taco Bell commercial ideas over the year, either.

Do you think the other fast-food giants took notice, and are planning their own "sexy" sandwiches? Is McDonals toying with releasing the "McBlumkin?" How about Subway and the "Bloagie?" Let's not even think about what Dunkin Donuts could come up with ...

Unfortunately, I couldn't find a picture of the Volcano Taco ... sorry 'bout that, folks.

11 comments:

Jeff said...

Pink Taco is a fast food joint in Los Angeles.

Burger King is pretty creepy, definitely a stalker, maybe also a serial killer. How that sells is beyond me.

Zen Ventures said...

Taco bell who? I never ever go there to eat except once when I went to LA and only because my niece bought it for us! Anything to sell right?

Cindy said...

So, basically it's an analogy for flamingvaginas? Oooh...now that's scary!

Kristin said...

I thought the guy was having a stroke.

Lisa said...

I love Taco Bell, but I don't think I'll be ordering a Pink Taco anytime soon. A regular with hot sauce will do just fine. ....babs

Heff said...

Hell of an imagination you got there, LOS. The taco looks RED to me in the commercial. Not one to turn down a taco (ahem!) I'm going to put one in my mouth anyway. How HOT could it be ?

El Padrino said...

oktoberfest is sweet

schue said...

mmmm Taco Smell, make a run for the toilet!

The Rev said...

"Bloagie?"

So we are ripping off Preston and Steve jokes now, eh?

-B- said...

"Sexy sandwiches" - That is too funny!

I could picture Wendy's having their sexy sandwich kinda tame (I tried to think of something for the "Baconator" without being too obscene...or their "Hot Stuffed" baked potato), but Burger King would have to be the down and dirty slut of the fast food streetcorner with "The Slopper", or the "BK DoubleSpanker".

Los said...

Jeff - I couldn't think of anything to go with BK.

Zen - You betcha!

Cindy - Huzzah!

Kristin - He should've been!

Babs - I like the tacos ... and it's cheap!

Heff - too close to pink, in my opinion!

ElP - Oktoberfest ruled!

Schue - Usually, that ends up happening.

Rev - Busted ...

B - The Slopper! Genius!!!!