Wacky News Stories

Fantasy football team 0-3. Penn State football not doing so well ... thank goodness for the Phillies!


1. On a sex phone line listed on Chad Ochocinco's cereal:
"Gives a whole new meaning to the 'big O.'"
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5632476

2. On the death of Tony Curtis.
"As long as Stony Curtis from Bedrock is still alive ..."
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/30/tony.curtis.obituary/index.html?hpt=T1

3. On Tour de France cycling winner Alberto Contador blaming positive dope test on bad meat:
"That's like Lindsay Lohan blaming the failed drug test on bad sperm."
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SPORT/09/30/cycling.alberto.contador.banned/index.html?hpt=T2

4. On Fisher-Price recalling millions of toys because they are dangerous:
"Guess I might want to return the 'His First Machine Gun' toy I bought last week ..."
http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/09/30/fisher.price.recalls/index.html?hpt=T2

5. On LeBron James' manager saying he believes race played a factor in how the two-time reigning NBA MVP's decision to join the Miami Heat was covered this summer:
"It probably didn't play as large of a role as Lebron's stupidity."
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/basketball/nba/09/30/james.decision.race.ap/index.html?eref=sihp