Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Little Known Facts

Since Smokin’ Steve did a list of things people may not know about him, I decided to do the same:

* I once went to a John Tesh show … not because I wanted to, but because I owed somebody a favor (get your minds out of the gutter – it wasn’t that kind of favor). They were great musicians, but still, not my cup of tea.
* I once skipped an Interboro vs. Ridley Thanksgiving Day game (it was pushed to a Friday because of weather), to go see a movie with a girl (it was a big mistake – one of the only Interboro vs. Ridley games I’ve ever missed).
* I gave my mom a wok for Christmas once – she hated it. About 8 years later, I took it to college unopened.
* I have an ass dent on the roof of my car, thanks to a cable guy.
* I won an air hockey tournament.
* I hate ham.
* When I was young, I didn’t like pizza and hamburgers.
* I flipped Video Pinball on the Atari 2600 5 times in one sitting.
* I have over 50 Rolling Stones albums.
* I once took a piss next to Michael Buffer (Let’s Get Ready To Rumble.).
* I sat next to Boyz To Men in the press box of an Eagles game.
* I gave a girl a foot fixer (foot massaging system) as a Christmas present once.
* I own a pair of Big Yanks corduroy pants.
* I once owned “Nado Super Primo” sneakers, and “Copa 83” sneakers.
* I wore “Uncle Charlies” and “Smacks” pants in middle school.

2 comments:

Ink and Stone said...

* John Tesh is the epitome of all that is unholy.... and I don't mean the good parts of unholy.

* wah, wah (missed a football game)

* Az Fozzy Bear would say, "Woka, woka, woka!"

* Poor Tibby.

* I could KILL you in an air hockey tournement.

* Ham hates you.

* You know how I can tell you're gay? When you were young, you didn't like pizza and burgers.

* Rock On! (Atari)

* Rock On! Part 2. (Stones)

* "Let's Get Ready To Tinkle!"

* Boyz To Men, meh.

* Was her foot broken?

* You know how I can tell.... eh, overused.

* Never heard of those sneakers.

* Never heard of those pants.

Jeff said...

* I once went to a John Tesh show …
** Because Michael Bolton was sold out?

* I once skipped an Interboro vs. Ridley Thanksgiving Day game ... to go see a movie with a girl.
** I think I'd skip HS football for a date with Rosie, too.

* I have an ass dent on the roof of my car, thanks to a cable guy.
** I still can't stop laughing about your Ass Car.

* When I was young, I didn’t like pizza and hamburgers.
** That was before you discovered beer.

* I once took a piss next to Michael Buffer (Let’s Get Ready To Rumble.).
** It would be SO much funnier if you farted next to him.

* I sat next to Boyz To Men in the press box of an Eagles game.
** I have a picture of myself with MC Hammer (that's the Reverend MC Hammer to you!).

* I gave a girl a foot fixer (foot massaging system) as a Christmas present once.
** She saw you and started running away?

* I own a pair of Big Yanks corduroy pants.
** You got the Big Yanks, and Pee Wee Herman got the Big Expos.

* I once owned “Nado Super Primo” sneakers, and “Copa 83” sneakers.
** Glad to see you've since upgraded to shopping at K-Mart.

* I wore “Uncle Charlies” and “Smacks” pants in middle school.
** There's something very wrong about using the terms "Uncle Charlie" and "Smacks" when discussing wearing pants.