Friday, May 30, 2008

Stoppage Time ...

Since I am stuck for something to blog about, here are some random thoughts:

• So, can it be truly called a bachelor party if there are no strippers involved? I think I’ve been to exactly two bachelor parties that didn’t involve naked or partially naked women … isn’t this really just another night out? What’s the ruling on this? I mean, if a bunch of guys go to Vegas to gamble for a bachelor party, but no strippers are involved in the plans, is this a bachelor party? Shouldn’t there be another name for this … like faux-bachelor party, or the lack-o-balls party? Isn’t this tradition? Your thoughts?
• A new group I’ve been listening to lately – Orson. You can find them on I-Tunes, but probably nowhere else. Really cool sound, nice beat, great Stones-like guitars, and good vocals. I suggest downloading “No Tomorrow,” and then deciding for yourself.
• If you like board games like Balderdash or Scene-It, you really need to try Quip It. Basically, it’s a DVD game in which you and a number of friends (preferably drunk) get together and make up quips and captions to weird photographs, drawings, cartoons, and movie and TV clips, then score points by guessing who wrote which quip. I think alcohol is key to this game – we’ve had hours of laughter … and times in which I thought I was going to hack out my lungs due to too much laughing.
• Had some Hoegarten beer on Saturday night at a local bar … since it’s European, it’s obviously good, but man, what a great summer beer … I’m telling you, this, along with Blue Moon, might take some of my attention away from Corona.
• Ugh, my 36th birthday is rapidly approaching … I’ve gotten to the point now where I have trouble figuring out what I want for my birthday. There was a time not too long ago where I would happily rattle off a number of video games, music, movies, or techie gadgets … now I’m more concerned about getting work clothes … and thus, the transformation into my father continues … HELP!
• Just found out that legendary comedian Harvey Korman passed away … I’ve always loved this guy, from his Carol Burnett days to his nearly flawless job in Blazing Saddles … Hey was the perfect straight-man, someone that people like Phil Hartman probably emulated … of course, the moments when he lost it on the Carol Burnett show just made things even funnier. Check out one of his funny bits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T8i4FkNVo.

8 comments:

Superstar said...

I don't think you can have a "traditional" bachlor party w/out strippers...but I often wondered what the cult like religous freeks do...LOL...will there be porn??? cuz then it could still qualify!!! LOL

For my B-day one year I asked my BF for windshield whippers and a hair cut...LOL talk about a practical woman!
LOL

KatBouska said...

I don't think you can listen to superstars advice regarding Bachelor parties...he's clearly biased.

As am I.

Why do guys need strippers? The party is supposed to be your last night out as one of the boys. Celebrate, drink, have a good time. Naked girls are not necessary.

My husband didn't even HAVE a bachelor party...I guess you need friends first.

The Rev said...

Not to mention... Harvey Korman played the Count de Money (that's Moh-nay) in History of the World Part I.

"That's it... your highness, you look like the piss boy!"

"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

One of the true greats is gone.

schue said...

Happy Birthday Los!!! It would be cool if you get more and more like your father - then you could fix stuff!

El Padrino said...

sam adams summer brew is alright
i drink Peroni nonstop during the summer

El Padrino said...

strippers a must
btw

Los said...

Superstar - Windshield wipers for your birthday??? Wow - I don't feel so bad about buying my mom a wok for Christmas one year!

Kathy - You can always go out with the boys ... and I think that needs to be done more often ... but a bachelor party needs strippers.

Rev - How could I forget History of the World?

Schue - I break a lot of stuff, it is only right that I should learn how to fix them!

ElP - Can't go wrong with Sam Adams, but that beer's a little heavy for the summer, isn't it?

Paige Jennifer said...

I remember watching Carol Burnett and crew as a kid. Quite possibly the best show in decades. And it would have been nothing without Harvey Korman.

PS: Try a Dirty Hoe (Hoegarten plus a splash of Framboise (slurp)).