Wacky News Stories

So, if the democrats and republicans can come to compromises, shouldn't the NFL players and owners be able to do so, too?

1. On a French physician who says his design for foldaway toilet is biodegradable, lightweight and would be useful following natural disasters:
"Um ... after a natural disaster, if your main concern is searching for a foldaway toilet, maybe you need to reset your priorities..."
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2011/04/08/Cardboard-toilet-could-be-disaster-aid/UPI-84951302288120/

2. On a report that finds that drinking too much alcohol is blamed for a "considerable proportion" of cancer cases:
"Since I don't curse on this blog, I can't really express my true feelings about this ..."
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2011/04/08/alcohol-cancer-deaths-europe.html?ref=rss

3. On a woman accused of attempting to circumcise her baby at home using a box cutter and a pair of pliers:
"Even McGuyver probably would recommend against this ..."
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/119482484.html

4. On a state senator wanting N.J. students to 'opt in' to paying activity fees for college campus events, following Snooki's Rutgers visit:
"Especially if Snooki doesn't even know how to spell Rutgers ..."
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/04/following_snooki_visit_ro_rutg.html

5. On a bill passed in the state House of Representatives in Texas raising the speed limit to 85 miles per hour on certain long stretches of road or designated lanes:
"Gives a whole new meaning to the word Fahrfegnugen!"
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/07/texans-need-speed/?test=latestnews