Friday, October 30, 2009

Wacky News Stories

Great weather followed by bad weather followed by great weather ... can't understand why so many people are sick.

1. On Utah's four-day workweek saving taxpayers millions.
"Finally, a reason to live in Utah!"

2. On a survey that reveals that old people don't think young people don't know right from wrong.
"In other news, most people think there will be a tomorrow."

3. On a store owner who is wiring up an electric current on the pavement outside his music shop in order to prevent people from urinating in front of his store:
"That will literally scare the piss out of them!"

4. On Dallas police ticketing 39 drivers in 3 years for not speaking English:
"Really? In Texas? Next thing you'll tell me is the Easter Bunny isn't real."

5. On a supermarket clerk who urinated on herself at the checkout counter after her supervisor refused to let her take a bathroom break:
"Wait, don't they have Depend adult diapers at the supermarket?"


Four Dinners said...

4 - only 39 in 3 years???? They'd have a bloody field day over here...more like 39 in 3 hours!!!! Send em over!!!!

snowelf said...

I am all about that four day work week!


Mayhem and Moxie said...

These are some crazy links. If you hadn't actually linked to the actual sites, I might have been inclined to think that you are incredibly inventive.

However, now I just see that the Texas police force is just as jaded as I suspected. :)

Jeff said...

1. How about limiting state government employees (specifically, the legislature) to a 4-week work year?

3. Inspired by Ren and Stimpy:
Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence.