Yep ... still Flyered up!!!
1. On a Mosque that is planning to open near Ground Zero ... On September 11, 2011:
"This might be an excellent reason why the reputation of Muslims is dwindling ..."
2. On a study finding that men developed thicker foreheads and jaws due to fighting over women:
"But, was it all worth it?"
3. On an Amish girl who became an adult model:
I guess she probably had to shave her beard for this, right?"
4. On BP announcing that the "top hat" will be in place in the Gulf next week:
"I had no idea this oil spill was a black tie affair ..."
5. On the Soviet Union apparently being on the brink of launching a nuclear attack against China in 1969 and only backed down after the US told Moscow such a move would start World War Three, according to a Chinese historian:
"Well, all I can say is, thank goodness G.W. wasn't in the White House back then ..."