Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Wacky News Stories

Darn - Duke isn't going to win the college basketball championship? Now, if we can make sure the Cowboys, Lakers, Notre Dame, and Yankees don't win, it'll be a good year...

1. On Forrest Gump being named the greatest movie character of all time in an ABC News poll:
"I'm shocked that Jar Jar Binks didn't win this ..."

2. On Abercrombie & Fitch sparking an outcry with padded bikini tops for 8-year-olds:
"Don't forget the coupon for the free condoms with every purchase ..."

3. On Geraldine Ferraro dying at the age of 75:
"He was a fine politician ..."

4. On Rutgers University scientist and radiation safety officer Patrick McDermott saying he would not hesitate to drink a glass or two of Tokyo water:
"Looks like Rutgers is in line for a large donation from some U.S. Nuclear plants ..."

5. On an Ohio man getting a 16.4 million dollar cable bill:
"Comcast realy has gotten out of control with their billing ..."

1 comment:

Jeff said...

1. If not the stupidest.

2. 8-year-olds with implants don't need padded bras.

3. Running mate Mondale has been the living dead for decades.

4. Of course not -- he lives in Jersey. Tolerance built.

5. How big of an ass dent did they leave in his car?