Darn - Duke isn't going to win the college basketball championship? Now, if we can make sure the Cowboys, Lakers, Notre Dame, and Yankees don't win, it'll be a good year...
1. On Forrest Gump being named the greatest movie character of all time in an ABC News poll:
"I'm shocked that Jar Jar Binks didn't win this ..."
http://blog.al.com/live/2011/03/forrest_gumps_selection_as_gre.html
2. On Abercrombie & Fitch sparking an outcry with padded bikini tops for 8-year-olds:
"Don't forget the coupon for the free condoms with every purchase ..."
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/03/25/abercrombie-fitch-sparks-outcry-padded-bikini-bras-designed-8-year-olds/
3. On Geraldine Ferraro dying at the age of 75:
"He was a fine politician ..."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42283362/ns/politics-more_politics/
4. On Rutgers University scientist and radiation safety officer Patrick McDermott saying he would not hesitate to drink a glass or two of Tokyo water:
"Looks like Rutgers is in line for a large donation from some U.S. Nuclear plants ..."
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Rutgers-Scientists-Would-Drink-Tokyo-Water-118679549.html
5. On an Ohio man getting a 16.4 million dollar cable bill:
"Comcast realy has gotten out of control with their billing ..."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110325/ts_yblog_thelookout/ohio-man-gets-a-16-4-million-cable-bill
Writer’s Workshop: Passing The Baton
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1 comment:
1. If not the stupidest.
2. 8-year-olds with implants don't need padded bras.
3. Running mate Mondale has been the living dead for decades.
4. Of course not -- he lives in Jersey. Tolerance built.
5. How big of an ass dent did they leave in his car?
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