Darn - Duke isn't going to win the college basketball championship? Now, if we can make sure the Cowboys, Lakers, Notre Dame, and Yankees don't win, it'll be a good year...
1. On Forrest Gump being named the greatest movie character of all time in an ABC News poll:
"I'm shocked that Jar Jar Binks didn't win this ..."
2. On Abercrombie & Fitch sparking an outcry with padded bikini tops for 8-year-olds:
"Don't forget the coupon for the free condoms with every purchase ..."
3. On Geraldine Ferraro dying at the age of 75:
"He was a fine politician ..."
4. On Rutgers University scientist and radiation safety officer Patrick McDermott saying he would not hesitate to drink a glass or two of Tokyo water:
"Looks like Rutgers is in line for a large donation from some U.S. Nuclear plants ..."
5. On an Ohio man getting a 16.4 million dollar cable bill:
"Comcast realy has gotten out of control with their billing ..."