An interesting weekend all-around, but not because of all the household chores that we did this weekend. I won’t bore you with the details about how we power-washed and stained our deck, because this will either (A) put you to sleep, or (B) force you never to come to this blog site again. By the way, I absolutely HATE lattice now, because staining lattice is about as much fun as going to a Catholic wedding.
What made it interesting was that in cleaning the house, my wife happened to find some naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend that I had totally forgotten about. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you, this is probably something you don’t want to have happen to you.
A normal (crazy) woman probably would’ve freaked out more than Jennifer Aniston did when she found out that her husband was dumping her for Angelina Jolie. Thankfully, my wife is generally a level-headed person, and even though she was slightly miffed at me for this, she found it more humorous than anything else. In fact, she wants to “discuss” this incident on our next podcast (shameless self-promotion).
Obviously, this podcast should be very intriguing, as my wife won’t discuss with me exactly what she is going to say about this “experience.” In my defense, I totally forgot I still even had these pictures – it’s probably been close to 10 years since I last saw them. They were taken (by me) when I was in college, more as a joke than anything else. Certainly, there was never an intention to have my wife find these.
My question to all of you is this. Have you ever either photographed/videotaped your girlfriend/boyfriend naked, OR have you ever had this done to you? Don’t worry, if you are embarrassed, you don’t have to reveal this. I just thought it would be an interesting topic of discussion. If you did do this, have the pictures been destroyed?
Passing The Baton
10 months ago
30 comments:
Dude....
you should have held this back.
Save it for the podcast. I wanted to reveal it there. Now it's out of the bag too early.
Oh stop, Smokin'. It's fine. We need to drum up interest.
Oh my -- you really did it now. While living with former bf, say, 'bout 20 years ago I allowed him to take nudes of me. Coming up on my first year sober in 1992 the fucker mailed them to my Mom, and my StepDad decided to open the mail that day. 'Nuff said.
Los -
Good thing you're chickadee is understanding. So the question becomes what else have you 'forgot' about??
Fairmaiden327 -
Holy crap. I hope you got some sort of revenge on that guy.
Fair Maiden - My dad's comb-over probably would've stood straight up. Ugh!
Ink - I think, as far as pictures go, that's it.
Ink: I know how to pick 'em. Revenge you say? Nevah. God does it for me, he'll be outta jail next year. Umm, yeah guy I was living with at time didn't approve, ha ha.
Los: Everytime I go to Mom's I wanna peel my skin off and do the walk of shame.
My ex-mother-in-law developed a roll of film where me and the ex had taken *ahem* some compromising photos. She sent them to us therough the mail. I have never been more embarassed in my whole life.
Thanks for making me think of this again. I need to go shower.
This is why I don't take pictures of it.
First of all, I don't own a wide angle lens to fit my butt in.
Secondly, I just don't get into that. It's not my thing.
If I want to look at naked pictures of women, I look at porn. I don't need naked pictures of my woman or film of it because I got the real experience in front of me everyday.
Christina - not sure if you heard that sound -- that was my jaw dropping.
Smokin' - you just can't mention that enough, can you?
See this is why I don't let anyone take naked pictures/video. It never stays private, NEVER. I have on occassion found nude pictures of my mom taken by my dad. GAH!!!! My eyes!!!
i still feel the shame from when we were together.
does that count for anything?
nice deck!
i had some nudies but burnt them once i got engaged
didt want to get caught with my pants down if you knowwhatimsayin!
Jeff - So, I'm worse than Screech??? Thanks a lot!
Dirty Birdie - So this has happened more than once? Don't worry, the pictures of my ex will be destroyed on our podcast, and there are NO copies.
IAM - It counts for nothing, as far as I'm concerned.
El Padrino - Man, I wish I was you!
"F" my backstory I want to see those pics Los! Post em' Bitch!
Reverse - not on your life.
Reverse - Los prefers to have his penis attached to his body rather than shoved up his ass by his fiance.
I will not do the podcast unless I actually get to view and describe the pictures during the cast. Then they may be shredded. Those are my terms.
Though I do reserve the right to bring scotch tape.
So was this the girl that you were originally engaged too back in college that you had naked pics of because I think I met her once. Now if I could only remember if she was hot?
Los, why in the name of fuck did you keep those after you was wed??
You're so lucky to be still attached to your goolies. If it were me, I'd be sharpening the knife right now.
About pics. I had a nasty mofo of an ex who posted my wet tshirt pics on teh web. In a forum that i frequented no less.
I had them removed but is anything ever really removed from the web?
No.
Don't. Take. Nudie. Pics. Ever!
Dirty Birdie - I'm just happy I still have my balls.
Smokin - It is not my decision, it's Sue's ... and you are a perv to want to see one of my ex's goodies.
Bob - Yes, as a matter of fact, she was my ex fiance. You can ask Johnnay if she was good looking.
Steph - I'm just a plain idiot. Those pictures were never posted on the web, and will be destroyed ... I learned a valuable lesson.
Whew! I'm feelin' for ya, Los!! I think we are in for one great podcast, though - huh everyone??
Thankfully I never did that with any of my ex's... well..maybe a few bra and panties shots....of her, that is! OH boy, I can hear the jokes coming!! lol
NEW POST!!!!
Fair Maiden - I only do new posts 3 times a week, because I'm just not interesting enough to do more. You can check out my losrulz.blogspot.com site and read stupid news stories that I found (I update this 3 days a week as well).
Let's try this again with the full link this time(you'll have to do some copying and pasting but it's worth it)
now if only this public service announcement was around back then, y'all might have been alright:
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/video
/office_psa_tapingsex.shtml#video
~burns the negatives~
Oh hi. Ok so I used to have pics. NOT anymore!
JK...
Rule #1 NEVER EVER EVER let them get EVIDENCE! ;o)
What tequila bottle next to the naked blonde by the pool? Let me see...
Plausable deniablility!
~Pretends that trip to Cabo Wabo was someone else~
Sir Geb - In my defense, these pictures were taken long before the PSA was released.
Superstar - Tequila changes people, I am convinced of that.
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