Pitchers and Catchers .... PITCHERS AND CATCHERS!!!
1. On a live-in nanny having a disturbing fetish for soiled diapers being sentenced to 16 months in jail:
"Speaking from recent diaper-changing experience, this is absolutely ridiculous ... there should be a law that anyone with a baby diaper fetish should either be sentenced to death, or sent to Dallas."
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2011/02/11/17244841.html
2. On a woman filing a lawsuit Friday claiming that she bit into and chewed a piece of glass inside her spicy McChicken sandwich:
"I guess they ran out of other spices?"
http://www.wlsam.com/Article.asp?id=2107663&spid=
3. On Disney beginning to send sales reps into 580 hospitals nationwide - The reps are offering new moms, within hours of giving birth, a free Disney Cuddly Bodysuit for their babies if they sign up for e-mail alerts from DisneyBaby.com:
"Didn't Marlboro try this a few years ago?"
http://www.npr.org/2011/02/10/133627064/dodging-disney-in-the-delivery-room?ps=cprs
4. On police questioning a woman who allegedly injected another woman in the buttocks with silicon (the woman later died):
"Umm ... if anything, they should be giving this woman a gold star for eliminating another knucklehead from this world .... really, silicon butt injections administered by someone with no medical background? Really?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=7946599
5. On a study that reports beer lovers are more likely to have sex on the first date:
"Beer .... it's not just for breakfast anymore!"
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/02/10/randy-report-beer-lovers-more-likely-to-have-sex-on-the-first-date/
Passing The Baton
10 months ago
3 comments:
man that rotation, with all due respect i hope cliff lee blows his elbow out and halladay falls down an escalator and breaks his leg requireing 3 surgeries that force him to retire and roy oswalt to need tommy john and cole hammels to contract aids from gay buttsex
blanton is cool with me
Somebody must be a Mets fan ...
1. Jeez, I'm not even from Philly and I remember Uncle Eddie ...
2. Does glass come with Special Sauce?
3. Wonder what the IRS would offer for "early" sign-up ...
4. Buttocks injections are more common around 12th St.
5. Fraternity brothers everywhere, celebrate!
Are you paying over $5 per pack of cigs? I buy my cigarettes over at Duty Free Depot and this saves me over 60% on cigarettes.
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