Merry Christmas to one and all. And here's to hoping next year will be a healthy and happy (and funny) one.
1. On a local teen being arrested for having sex with horses.
"Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the term 'horsing around.'"
2. On a report that states that whiskey hangovers are worse than vodka hangovers.
"How does one get to be a part of this study?!?!?"
3.On a report that shows that Clark County has nearly twice as many cows as it does people.
"I'd like to see the A-'cow'-nting that was done of this ... I have a feeling it's just a bunch of 'bull.'"
4. On the U.S. planning to capture cow farts to save the planet.
"For some reason, I found this story quite a-'moo'sing."
5. On somebody stealing the infamous Auschwitz "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign.
"Not sure if this would be a cool college dorm-room piece or a disturbing piece."