Friday, December 25, 2009

Weird News

Merry Christmas to one and all. And here's to hoping next year will be a healthy and happy (and funny) one.

1. On a local teen being arrested for having sex with horses.
"Man, that gives a whole new meaning to the term 'horsing around.'"

2. On a report that states that whiskey hangovers are worse than vodka hangovers.
"How does one get to be a part of this study?!?!?"

3.On a report that shows that Clark County has nearly twice as many cows as it does people.
"I'd like to see the A-'cow'-nting that was done of this ... I have a feeling it's just a bunch of 'bull.'"

4. On the U.S. planning to capture cow farts to save the planet.
"For some reason, I found this story quite a-'moo'sing."

5. On somebody stealing the infamous Auschwitz "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign.
"Not sure if this would be a cool college dorm-room piece or a disturbing piece."


snowelf said...

If these kinds of stories keep up, I'm sure we're in for a hilarious 2010.

Merry Christmas to you and Schue!!


Jeff said...

1. Matthew Broderick? But he's no longer a teen ...
2. Great use of our tax money.
4. Even greater use of our tax money.

El Padrino said...

meery xmas losa

Steph said...

I would have to agree that a whiskey hangover is worse.