Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Wacky News Stories

Yep ... still really, really hot ...

1. On french fries in Germany possibly being significantly shorter this year due to the heatwave that has baked Germany and much of Europe this month:
"Good thing Hitler isn't the dictator there anymore ... the French would be in BIG trouble ...",0,6780559.story

2. On the "invention" of the Candwich - a sandwich in a can that looks like a soda:
"In order to eat this, I'll have to have a bag of soda though ..."

3. On WalMart putting radio tags in clothes:
"Wait, maybe Hitler isn't dead yet ..."

4. On a Vancouver police officer apologizing after he was caught on video tape pushing a woman with multiple sclerosis down to the ground:
"Wait, when did Barry Bonds become a police officer in Vancouver?"

5. On the underground revival of cassette tapes:
"Can 5 1/4 inch diskettes be far behind?!?!?!?!?


Heff said...

Something just seems very VILE about the "Candwich"....

Jeff said...

1. Wars, french fry length ... Is there anything the French won't surrender?

2. Are you supposed to eat it while on the can?

3. Yawn.

4. Bitch set me up.

5. Further proof that douchebags will never go extinct.