Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Wacky News Stories

My goodness .... August already! Summer's almost over ... sigh.

1. On a woman dying after receiving injections of silicone to the buttocks:
"Sure she might be dead, but what a nice ass!"
http://www.aolnews.com/article/woman-dies-after-receiving-silicone-injections-to-buttocks/19576192

2. On the Gamerator - a mix between and arcade machine and a kegerator:
"My God ... this may indeed be the greatest creation ever!"
http://www.thegamerator.com/index.htm

3. On a wife who found out about her husband's second marriage in Disneyland on Facebook:
Oh, that's just plain 'Goofy!'"
http://www.wesh.com/news/24452059/detail.html

4. On a city penalizing a handicapped man who wants to run a marijuana dispensary out of his storefront ... because they say it's not handicapped accessible:
"That handicapped guy better stop using what he sells."
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2010/07/pot_dispensary_handicapped.php

5. On a man who was arrested for pushing a stroller whilst intoxicated:
"The baby was taken in as an accomplice ..."
http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-mansfield-ohio-man-arrested-drunken-stroller-pushing,0,4308578.story

1 comment:

Jeff said...

1. How long until Jose Canseco does a book tour?

2. Does it come with IV options?

3. Does that make her "Dumbo"?

4. He needs to join the Crips.

5. K-Fed sighting?