Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Wacky News Stories

My goodness .... August already! Summer's almost over ... sigh.

1. On a woman dying after receiving injections of silicone to the buttocks:
"Sure she might be dead, but what a nice ass!"

2. On the Gamerator - a mix between and arcade machine and a kegerator:
"My God ... this may indeed be the greatest creation ever!"

3. On a wife who found out about her husband's second marriage in Disneyland on Facebook:
Oh, that's just plain 'Goofy!'"

4. On a city penalizing a handicapped man who wants to run a marijuana dispensary out of his storefront ... because they say it's not handicapped accessible:
"That handicapped guy better stop using what he sells."

5. On a man who was arrested for pushing a stroller whilst intoxicated:
"The baby was taken in as an accomplice ...",0,4308578.story

1 comment:

Jeff said...

1. How long until Jose Canseco does a book tour?

2. Does it come with IV options?

3. Does that make her "Dumbo"?

4. He needs to join the Crips.

5. K-Fed sighting?