Always hate to see the Cowboys and Notre Dame in a free-fall ... such a shame ... no, seriously ...
1. On a teen janitor arrested for assaulting an 8-year old in a school hallway:
"Who has cooties now, bi-otch?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&id=7779689
2. On Amazon.com selling a self-published guide to pedophilia:
"Wait, I thought Michael Jackson was dead ..."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/national_world&id=7780127
3. On Bette White becoming a forest ranger:
"Why do I get a sense that Yogi Bear is going to make a comeback?"
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/11/11/betty-whites-dream-of-being-a-forest-ranger-comes-true/?hpt=T2
4. On the cruise ship that lost power last week making Mayo Sandwiches:
"I bet that some of the Miracle Whip supporters on the cruise-ship were pissed!"
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/11/11/cruise.ship/index.html?hpt=T1
5. On Walmart offering free shipping for the holidays:
"These guys are giving Santa and his reindeer a run for the money!"
http://money.cnn.com/2010/11/11/news/companies/walmart_free_shipping_for_holiday/index.htm?hpt=T2
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3. "You put out fires like Betty White." "That's not what your girlfriend says."
Betty White is a forest ranger??? I learn so much on this blog.
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