Weird News

Happy New Year All! I hope you had a safe and happy party, and that 2010 makes 2009 look like a turd.

1. On a Danish cartoonist who made the turban bomb cartoon depicting radical Islam as violent being attacked by a radical Muslim with an axe and a knife.
"Hmmmph ... that oughtta show that cartoonist and all the world!"
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/02/world/europe/02denmark.html

2.On a man in the U.S. who has 'bought' an item on Amazon with a price tag of nearly three billion dollars - just to see what would happen.
"I hope shipping and handling was included!"


3. On a girl who punched a guy in the nose after weird sex.
"That's what you get when you try to stick it in her ear ..."
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2010/01/girl_punches_guy_in_the_nose_a.html

4. On firefighters responding to a Utah trailer park blaze being hampered by 19 pet pythons.
"And, don't forget about all of those 'uncle-daddies!'"
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5hQS4U_c_FyqJXJpKGLSxQjLsdliQ

5. On a man passing Out whilst cooking meth at a gas station.
"After that, he was planning on taking a bath in rocket fuel ..."
http://www.wsmv.com/news/22105548/detail.html