Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Weird News

My goodness, almost two weeks gone in January? Really? Where's the brakes!

1. On D.C. cops being allowed to arrest you for carrying more than one condom.
"Well, as long as we're still allowed to carry more than one firearm ...."
http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2010/01/07/once-twice-three-times-a-lady-of-the-night-dc-cops-can-arrest-you-for-carrying-more-than-two-condoms/

2. On Wild Turkey being blamed for a power outtage.
"Man, thank goodness Captain Morgan didn't have anything to do with it!"
http://www.kcra.com/news/22180117/detail.html

3. On a man being arrested for fondling himself at an area Starbuck's.
"Normally, the company is doing the fondling by the outrageous prices they charge ..."
http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1980435,gresham-man-charged-with-indecency-010810.article?=frap

4. On a decision to drop charges against a 10-year-old yob who admitted stabbing a teacher in the chest with a pencil and assaulting two other staff.
"Maybe we can compromise by giving the kid a time-out."
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/150369/Anger-as-boy-who-stabbed-teacher-is-let-off-scot-free

5. On a man being charged with drunken snowblowing.
"There's gonna be a lot of sad snowmen tonight ..."
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/01/07/Man-charged-with-snow-blowing-while-drunk/UPI-58721262892843/

3 comments:

Steph said...

I always love your wacky news stories especially the condom one.

Four Dinners said...

1. On D.C. cops being allowed to arrest you for carrying more than one condom.

What happens if you've NEVER used one?

2. On Wild Turkey being blamed for a power outtage.

It avoided dinner??? You go Turkey!!!

3. On a man being arrested for fondling himself at an area Starbuck's.

And what else can you do in Starbucks?

4. On a decision to drop charges against a 10-year-old yob who admitted stabbing a teacher in the chest with a pencil and assaulting two other staff.

A pencil????? Amateur! Train him for knife work at least!

5. On a man being charged with drunken snowblowing.

I'm not entirely sure I want to know what snow blowing is...;-)

El Pad said...

good stuff