I wish politicians on both sides of the aisle would grow up and stop being babies ... oh yea, and do what's right for the people, not the party ... just sayin'.
1. On a story about men getting their nostrils waxed:
"What does the winner get?"
2. On a man calling 911 after hooker fails to deliver in fast food bathroom:
"The advertisement said 30 minutes or it's free!"
3. On a Catholic priest punching a Jehovah's Witness in the face:
"Actually, this isn't so bad considering the other stuff Catholic Priests have been accused of doing in recent times."
4. On a trucker claiming 40,000 pounds of chicken saved his life:
"This after his truck ran 'a-fowl.'"
5. On schools using Grand Theft Auto games to teach kids about violence:
"Let me guess how they use those Leisure Suit Larry games ..."