It's time once again for Mama Kat's Weekly Homework Assignment! This week, I chose the following prompt: Why do we need 26? If you could change the alphabet, what would you do? Add? Subtract? Combine? Simplify? Write about it.
This reminds me of a time a few summers ago. My wife, her best friend, me, and a few others were hanging out .... you know, maybe having a few too many to drink (that's when we usually come up with our best/worst ideas). For some reason, we were talking about the weekend, and how we needed to add another day to it in order to make it a 3-day weekend. In the height of our creativity (drunkenness), we came up with "Frunday," an extra weekend-day that would come between Sunday and Monday.
Our creativity didn't stop there. We came up with a new letter of the alphabet - the letter "Etch." I'm not sure if it's a vowel or a consonant, or what sound it makes ... for some reason, we felt it justified to add this as the 27th letter to our alphabet.
Sadly, our creativity didn't stop there. We also came up with the number "Foo."
R.I.P. Dallas Green
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