Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Wacky News Stories

College football starts soon! I'll be rooting for Penn State, and every team playing against Notre Dame that particular week ...

1. On a middle school that publishes bus routes with student names, home addresses, and pickup/dropoff times:
"Thank goodness Michael Jackson is no longer alive ..."
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/8169736/

2. On a mom being arrested after taking her five-year-old daughter on a bank robbery:
"It's never too soon to start thinking about a career ..."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3105029/Mum-took-girl-5-on-bank-robbery.html

3. On a Mississippi high school refusing to publish a teen's portrait picture in the yearbook because she wore a tuxedo in it:
"No word on whether the school allowed the picture of the guy with the mullet, Schlitz cap, and NASCAR jacket..."
http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20100818/NEWS/8180334/District-sued-over-yearbook

4. On an addicted Gamer suing a game-maker, blaming the company for his inability function:
"The lady who sued McDonalds because the coffee was hot thinks this kid is an idiot."
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/08/lineage11-addiction/

3 comments:

Heff said...

I'll be rooting for ANYONE THAT PLAYS AGAINST THE CRIMSON TURD.

NICK SABAN MUST GO DOWN !!

scargosun said...

Where is the one about the Cupcake Lady getting her truck taken by one of the arbitrary Philly departments?

Jeff said...

Penn State good. Notre Dame, Nick Satan bad.

1. What -- not parents' credit card numbers too?

2. The family that robs banks together, stays together.

3. Tennessee Tuxedo, not Mississippi Tuxedo.

4. Functions well enough to hire a lawyer.