Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Weekly Homework Assignment

It's time once again for Mama Kat's weekly homework assignment! This week, I chose the following prompt: Write a love letter to the object of your affection.

Dear 46-inch-LCD-HDTV,

I'm not sure how I survived watching shows and sports without you. That old CRT, she means nothing to me! She could never make me feel the way you do, and that's the honest truth. Every day, you look great, lifelike, full of such crystal clear color. I could never go back to ol' "Standard Def."

The way you show baseball, football, and hockey games, makes my heart melt. It's as if you were showing them just to me! And I appreciate every second of it ... even when my sports team doesn't win!

And those movies in high definition? OH .... MY ... GOD!! I get butterflies just turning you on. My life will never be the same, thanks to you!

**** On a side note, the real object of my affection is my wife! And, we're celebrating 6 years of bliss this weekend (we actually unofficially celebrated our anniversary with the cruise last month, but she's so wonderful, I figure we need to celebrate again!).


Four Dinners said...

A love letter eh?

Dear Caz,

We have been married twenty three years and I still want to shag you like there's no tomorrow...

Love n hugs

4D xx

Romantic devil me eh?

Jeff said...

Letters to your TV and wife? Your hand is feeling rejected.

Reverse said...

Target already has the holiday prices on some TV's I noticed.

Steph said...

I love our TV too. We have pretty much the same thing but we have a vizio or 3.

Happy anniversary!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

I also chose an "object" of my affection, but mine was purely tongue in cheek...yours? Not so much!

Two anniversary celebrations? Lucky wife!

CaJoh said...

Stopping by from Mama Kat's

Congratulations on your upcoming anniversary!

So funny how we tend to find such pleasure in inanimate objects.

A great twist to what would normally be a simple love letter. Excellent Job!

Life with Kaishon said...

Happy Anniversary Los! This was so funny. Oh my gosh!

Are you devastated about the Phils? I couldn't take it last night... Too nerve wracking. I was so hopeful!

El Padrino said...

the tv doesnt talk back los

Alaina said...

I know. I know. Breathe. I'm commenting on YOUR blog. See... most of the time I never have anything to say that is witty and snarky all rolled up into a perfect package... so I don't say anything... it's not because I don't read or that I don't read and adore... it's just that... well... I'm a comment snob (only my own)... but here I am... commenting... with a plethora of ellipses... (extra points for using plethora?)... what do you say is my actual "comment"... just that it made me verklempt when I read your words about your wife... I think it's adorable and refreshing these days... hugs!