Flyers beat the Devils in a playoff series?!?!? Am I dreaming? I'm sure I'll be woken up soon enough by Ovechkin and the Caps.
1. On North Dakota twin sisters asking twin brothers to the prom:
"This has some sort of CBS sitcom featuring Ray Romano written all over it."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7404550
2. On a North Carolina town banning thongs at beaches:
"Our European 'friends' should be happy to know that Speedos are still allowed."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7402940
3. On the invention of solar trash cans:
"The inventor of the Pet Rock thinks this is a stupid invention."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7400328
4. On 7-11 announcing it will be selling it's own kind of beer:
"Flavors will include grape and cherry."
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=7397881
5. On an eagle being knocked out by a golf ball on a golf course:
"So, how's this one scored?"
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local/animals&id=7395665
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3 comments:
Hell, I don't even like buying BRAND NAME beer at 7-11's !!
7/11 beer is hilarious
1. Sounds like a porn script.
2. I saw some people on South Beach in Miami who should be forced to wear a suit of armor.
3. Oscar the Grouch not consulted.
4. Does it come in 40-oz bottles?
5. Paging Dave Winfield.
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