Sunday, April 19, 2009

That's "Tree"-mendous!

As some of you many remember, I used to comment about some "interesting" news stories on a semi-regular basis. I pretty much tired of doing this (oh, and nobody really read it), so I gave up on it. However, from time to time, I'll still post a story or two that really "amuses" me.

And coincidentally, I just came across a really unbelievable story ... a man went to the doctor's office, complaining of severe chest pains ... the doctor expected to find cancer, some benign tumor ... but he never expected to find a tree ... yeah, that's right ... an f'ing tree was GROWING in this guys lungs! How does this happen? Did this guy have "relations" with a Fir tree? Nobody's really sure. The good news is that the man has fully recovered, and was back at work a week later. Truly, "Tree"-mendous!

Here's the story, in case you don't believe me:

7 comments:

Jeff said...

I blame the squirrels.

sirgeb said...

good thing the doctors figured out the root cause of his chest pain.

Reverse said...

How many people snort seeds these days. Sirgeb niceeee.

Ink and Stone said...

So what was his 'tree'tment?

Los said...

I think you guys might want to "leave" this subject alone and "branch out" with some new jokes.

El Padrino said...

stanford mascot is pissed

Heff said...

I think he just inhaled a marijuahna seed, which took root in his lung.