It's time once again for Mama Kat's Weekly Homework Assignment. This week, she gave a dark but interesting prompt - mainly to write your own obituary. I've never really thought about this before, but what the heck. So, here goes nothing:
Losrulz died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 106 (why not). He was known for his wit, humor, but most of all, his huge heart. In his time on Earth, he raised money for the Leukemia Society, was a PR intern for the Philadelphia Eagles, designed innovative and cutting edge training programs for a military defense company as well as a leading financial company.
He finally went on to start a successful comedic writing career, a world-renowned brewery and restaurant, and numerous inventions that benefited mankind as well as his own bank account.
He is survived by his beautiful wife and two brilliant children, and numerous grand-children, who continue his legacy with the brewery, restaurant, and the many, many entrepreneurial initiatives that he successfully started.
Funeral services will be held at Lincoln Financial Field - the only place that could hold all of the mourners that are expected.
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